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Conscious of being engaged in an act of duty, he ascended the steps that led to the door of the house. He rang; a servant-girl answered his call.

“Holloa!” shouted a voice at the head of the stairs. “Who’s there?-what cow’s got into my pasture now? Another glass, friends,–once more! Now drink, ‘Death to the temperance cause, and ill-luck to fanatics!’ Holloa! down below,–come aloft!”

“Hush! be quiet,” said a female voice, in a whisper. “James, do respect yourself.”

“Hush! who says hush? My soul’s in arms; come on, John Duff! bring liquor here, and cursed be he who says, I’ve had enough!”

The closing of a door put an end to this extemporaneous address. George stood like a statue; he knew not which course to take,–whether to go up to his friend’s room, or go down to the street. He soon determined, and sent word that he wished to speak to James. In a moment the latter was again to be heard declaiming disconnected sentences on all manner of subjects, until, learning the wish of George, he shouted,

“Yes, tell him to come up and revel in the groves of Madeira, or dance with peasant-girls at the grape-gatherings in Sicily! Yes, George, up here, and see how a man can live a temperance life without signing the pledge, and be as independent as he pleases!”

As George entered, James grasped his hand,–swung him round rather familiarly, and pushed him towards a chair.

The furniture and all that was in the room was in the greatest confusion, not excepting James Clifton himself. There was a boot-jack and a vase of flowers side by side on the mantel; a pair of boots on the centre-table, with two or three annuals on them, as though to keep them from being blown away; a nice hat stood on the hearth filled with coal-ashes, while an inkstand upside down on a pile of linen bosoms had left an impression not easily effaced; the paintings that were in the room were turned face towards the wall,–some freak of James’, as though ashamed to have them see the performances.

“Now, George,” said Mr. Clifton, “you can be convinced of the truth of my doctrine. I did n’t sign the pledge, and I’m as sober, sober as a brandy-smasher! You recollect what a great poet says,–Drink till the moon goes down. I can improve that; I say,–Drink till yourselves go down. What an age this is, when temperance fanatics dance through the world to smash decanters, and make one pledge himself to be a fool! Independence is my motto! I go for independence now, independence forever, and as much longer as possible. Who says I am not right? Deluded mortals, who wink at sin, and kick at brandies! Magnificent monstrosities, making manliness moonshine; metaphysical Moors murdering Munchausen-“

“But hold, James,” said George, interrupting him in his remarks; “keep within bounds,–let us reason.” It was not with much hope of success that George asked his friend to “reason,” for his condition was one not in the least degree favorable to such a performance.

“Reason?” exclaimed James. “I’m not a reasonable,–reasoning, I mean,–I’m not a reasoning being! Go ask the pigs to reason!”

Notwithstanding all this, George seemed inclined to argument, for he immediately said,

“Don’t you see the ill effects of last night’s indulgence in the confusion around you, and feel them in your own mind and body?”

“Now you talk like a man. Let us send the ‘James-town’ to Ireland with bread and butter. ‘T is a vote! passed unanimously by both houses of Congress. We’ll fire a full broadside of gingerbread at the old Green Isle, and teach the people to eat for a living.”

This rambling from the inquiry George had made induced him to relinquish all hope of influencing him at that time. He saw how he had fallen; and he needed no prophet’s ken to behold his future course, unless he turned from the path he was now so enthusiastically following.