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He did cry out, saying, “O’ my word, lass, thou art deeply hurt. Let me but look at it.”

She saith unto him (winding her arm about in her long hair), “Nay, ’tis nothing, and belike if thou look upon it ’twill spoil thy dinner: so here’s to thy health, and my father will bind it for me.”

Then, when we were retired again into the shade, and I had torn a strip off of her kirtle wherewith to stanch the blood, she laughed outright, and saith,

“By my troth, father! I do verily believe thou thinkest me awkward without a purpose.”

“Purpose!” saith I; for I could not believe my ears. “How dost thou mean–purpose?”

“That’s neither here nor there,” saith she, still laughing. “But I’ll lay thee my heifer, father, that Mistress Ruth’s sweetheart cometh on the morrow to inquire after Mistress Ruth’s cousin Keren.”

Wherewith she did make me a deep courtesy, and did get her back to the other lasses ere I could reply.

Well, as I live, and must some day die, and do hope when I do die to get to heaven, I was so taken aback with the hussy’s cunning I could do naught but stand and stare after her for some minutes.

And on the morrow he did come, and on the day after that he came, and yet a third day and he was under my roof again.

Then saith my wife, after that his third visit was o’er, and speaking to Keren as she sat spinning i’ th’ door-way, “Happuch,” saith she, “thou art serving thy cousin Ruth a very jade’s trick.”

Then, hearing as how she did call her “Happuch,” I did prick up my ears, as ’twere; for I knew there was anger brewing.

“Thou art very free with thy words to-day, mother,” quoth the maid, a-spinning very quickly.

“Not so free as thou art with thy favors to the sweetheart o’ another lass,” replied her mother.

“How dost thou know he is the sweetheart o’ another lass?” saith Keren.

“If an he be not,” quoth her mother, who, though not half so big as her child, was in nowise less valiant–“if an he be not,” quoth she, “’tis time he were.”

“And for why?” saith Keren.

“Thou knowest as well as I do, Happuch,” saith my wife; whereat up started my crack-brain in a fine fury.

“Why wilt thou call me that vile name, when thou knowest how it maddens me?” saith she, hurling her spindle upon the floor, and tightening both her pretty hands so that they looked like balls o’ her own brown yarn.

“For that I am not pleased with thee, Happuch,” saith her mother, with all composure, looking at the linen as she washed it, with her head cocked to one side.

“There again!” shouted my wildfire, stamping with her foot. “Why didst thou not call me Beelzebub and have done with ‘t?”

“For the reason,” quoth her mother, calmly, “that neither Beel nor Zebub is a suiting name for a woman, and, furthermore, that thou art not the Devil, though thou dost act like him on occasions.”

“Wife, wife,” put in I, seeing that the girl was like to split with rage, “speak gentler to Keren.”

“To Happuch,” saith she.

“Speak gentler to the girl,” saith I, hoping to compromise, as ’twere.

“Happuch,” saith my wife again.

“Well, well,” saith I, still hoping to split the difference, so that I would have neither my wife nor my daughter upon me, “if thou wouldst only speak gentler to Keren-Happuch, thou–“

“To Happuch,” saith my wife a third time; whereat the lass did bounce out o’ the house without more ado, and spent that night with a friend o’ her own, by name one Mistress Meg Titmouse.

“Wife,” saith I unto her later, hoping to draw her into converse concerning Keren, so that I might reason with her as to her treatment o’ th’ lass–“wife,” saith I, amiably, and, as I thought, in a manner most winsome, “wherefore didst thou speak to Keren as thou didst this morning?”