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When her husband came home, she said to him, ‘I desire to go a-pleasuring.’ And he said, ‘ With all my heart.’ So he went, till he came to a goodly place, abounding in vines and water, whither he carried her and pitched her a tent beside a great tree; and she betook herself to a place beside the tent and made her there an underground hiding-place, [in which she hid her lover]. Then said she to her husband, ‘I desire to mount this tree.’ And he said, ‘Do so.’ So she climbed up and when she came to the top of the tree, she cried out and buffeted her face, saying, ‘Lewd fellow that thou art, are these thy usages? Thou sworest [fidelity to me] and liedst.’ And she repeated her speech twice and thrice.

Then she came down from the tree and rent her clothes and said, ‘O villain, if these be thy dealings with me before my eyes, how dost thou when thou art absent from me?’ Quoth he, ‘What aileth thee?’ and she said, ‘I saw thee swive the woman before my very eyes.’ ‘Not so, by Allah!’ cried he. ‘But hold thy peace till I go up and see.’ So he climbed the tree and no sooner did he begin to do so than up came the lover [from his hiding-place] and taking the woman by the legs, [fell to swiving her]. When the husband came to the top of the tree, he looked and beheld a man swiving his wife. So he said, ‘O strumpet, what doings are these?’ And he made haste to come down from the tree to the ground; [but meanwhile the lover had returned to his hiding- place] and his wife said to him, ‘What sawest thou?’ ‘I saw a man swive thee,’ answered he; and she said, ‘Thou liest; thou sawest nought and sayst this but of conjecture.’

On this wise they did three times, and every time [he climbed the tree] the lover came up out of the underground place and bestrode her, whilst her husband looked on and she still said, ‘O liar, seest thou aught?’ ‘Yes,’ would he answer and came down in haste, but saw no one and she said to him, ‘By my life, look and say nought but the truth!’ Then said he to her, ‘Arise, let us depart this place,[234] for it is full of Jinn and Marids.’ [So they returned to their house] and passed the night [there] and the man arose in the morning, assured that this was all but imagination and illusion. And so the lover accomplished his desire.[235] Nor, O king of the age,” added the vizier, “is this more extraordinary than the story of the king and the tither.”

[Footnote 234] Lit. “land;” but the meaning is evidently as in the text.

[Footnote 235] The reader will recognize the well-known story used by Chaucer, Boccaccio and La Fontaine.

When the king heard this from the vizier, he bade him go away [and he withdrew to his house].

The Tenth Night of the Month.

When it was eventide, the king summoned the vizier and sought of him the story of the King and the Tither, and he said, “Know, O king, that

STORY OF THE UNJUST KING AND THE TITHER.

There was once a king of the kings of the earth, who dwelt in a populous[236] city, abounding in good; but he oppressed its people and used them foully, so that he ruined[237] the city; and he was named none other than tyrant and misdoer. Now he was wont, whenas he heard of a masterful man[238] in another land, to send after him and tempt him with money to take service with him; and there was a certain tither, who exceeded all his brethren in oppression of the people and foulness of dealing. So the king sent after him and when he stood before him, he found him a mighty man[239] and said to him, ‘Thou hast been praised to me, but meseemeth thou overpassest the description. Set out to me somewhat of thy sayings and doings, so I may be dispensed therewith from [enquiring into] all thy circumstance.’ ‘With all my heart,’ answered the other. ‘Know, O king, that I oppress the folk and people[240] the land, whilst other than I wasteth[241] it and peopleth it not.’