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The Mortuary Chest
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“Now we’ve got red o’ the men-folks,” said Mrs. Robbins, “le’s se’ down an’ talk it over.” The last man of all the crowd accustomed to seek the country store at noontime was closing the church door behind him as she spoke. “Here, Ezry,” she called after him, “you hurry up, or you won’t git there afore cockcrow to-morrer, an’ I wouldn’t have that letter miss for a good deal.”

Mrs. Robbins was slight, and hung on wires,–so said her neighbors. They also remarked that her nose was as picked as a pin, and that anybody with them freckles and that red hair was sure to be smart. You could always tell. Mrs. Robbins knew her reputation for extreme acuteness, and tried to live up to it.

“Law! don’t you go to stirrin’ on him up,” said Mrs. Solomon Page comfortably, putting on the cover of her butter-box, which had contained the family lunch. “If the store’s closed, he can slip the letter into the box, an’ three cents with it, an’ they’ll put a stamp on in the mornin’.”

By this time, there was a general dusting of crumbs from Sunday gowns, a settling of boxes and baskets, and the feminine portion of the East Tiverton congregation, according to ancient custom, passed into the pews nearest the stove, and arranged itself more compactly for the midday gossip. This was a pleasant interlude in the religious decorum of the day; no Sunday came when the men did not trail off to the store for their special council, and the women, with a restful sense of sympathy alloyed by no disturbing element, settled down for an exclusively feminine view of the universe. Mrs. Page took the head of the pew, and disposed her portly frame so as to survey the scene with ease. She was a large woman, with red cheeks and black, shining hair. One powerful arm lay along the back of the pew, and, as she talked, she meditatively beat the rail in time. Her sister, Mrs. Ellison, according to an intermittent custom, had come over from Saltash to attend church, and incidentally to indulge in a family chat. It was said that Tilly rode over about jes’ so often to get the Tiverton news for her son Leonard, who furnished local items to the Sudleigh “Star;” and, indeed, she made no secret of sitting down in social conclave with a bit of paper and a worn pencil in hand, to jog her memory. She, too, had smooth black hair, but her dark eyes were illumined by no steadfast glow; they snapped and shone with alert intelligence, and her great forehead dominated the rest of her face, scarred with a thousand wrinkles by intensity of nature rather than by time. A pleasant warmth had diffused itself over the room, so cold during the morning service that foot-stoves had been in requisition. Bonnet strings were thrown back and shawls unpinned. The little world relaxed and lay at ease.

“What’s the news over your way, sister?” asked Mrs. Ellison, as an informal preliminary.

“Tilly don’t want to give; she’d ruther take,” said Mrs. Baxter, before the other could answer. “She’s like old Mis’ Pepper. Seliny Hazlitt went over there, when she was fust married an’ come to the neighborhood an’ asked her if she’d got a sieve to put squash through. Poor Seliny! she didn’t know a sieve from a colander, in them days.”

“I guess she found out soon enough,” volunteered Mrs. Page. “He was one o’ them kind o’ men that can keep house as well as a woman. I’d ruther live with a born fool.”

“Well, old Mis’ Pepper she ris up an’ smoothed down her apron (recollect them little dots she used to wear?–made her look as broad as a barn door!), an’ she says, ‘Yes, we’ve got a sieve for flour, an’ a sieve for meal, an’ a sieve for rye, an’ a sieve for blue-monge, an’ we could have a sieve for squash if we was a mind to, but I don’t wish to lend.’ That’s the way with Tilly. She’s terrible cropein’ about news, but she won’t lend.”