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LOMOV.
But you can see from the documents, honoured Natalya Stepanovna. Oxen Meadows, it’s true, were once the subject of dispute, but now everybody knows that they are mine. There’s nothing to argue about. You see, my aunt’s grandmother gave the free use of these Meadows in perpetuity to the peasants of your father’s grandfather, in return for which they were to make bricks for her. The peasants belonging to your father’s grandfather had the free use of the Meadows for forty years, and had got into the habit of regarding them as their own, when it happened that…

NATALYA STEPANOVNA.
No, it isn’t at all like that! Both my grandfather and great-grandfather reckoned that their land extended to Burnt Marsh–which means that Oxen Meadows were ours. I don’t see what there is to argue about. It’s simply silly!

LOMOV.
I’ll show you the documents, Natalya Stepanovna!

NATALYA STEPANOVNA.
No, you’re simply joking, or making fun of me…. What a surprise! We’ve had the land for nearly three hundred years, and then we’re suddenly told that it isn’t ours! Ivan Vassilevitch, I can hardly believe my own ears…. These Meadows aren’t worth much to me. They only come to five dessiatins [Note: 13.5 acres], and are worth perhaps 300 roubles [Note: L30.], but I can’t stand unfairness. Say what you will, but I can’t stand unfairness.

LOMOV.
Hear me out, I implore you! The peasants of your father’s grandfather, as I have already had the honour of explaining to you, used to bake bricks for my aunt’s grandmother. Now my aunt’s grandmother, wishing to make them a pleasant…

NATALYA STEPANOVNA.
I can’t make head or tail of all this about aunts and grandfathers and grandmothers! The Meadows are ours, and that’s all.

LOMOV.
Mine.

NATALYA STEPANOVNA.
Ours! You can go on proving it for two days on end, you can go and put on fifteen dress-jackets, but I tell you they’re ours, ours, ours! I don’t want anything of yours and I don’t want to give up anything of mine. So there!

LOMOV.
Natalya Ivanovna, I don’t want the Meadows, but I am acting on principle. If you like, I’ll make you a present of them.

NATALYA STEPANOVNA.
I can make you a present of them myself, because they’re mine! Your behaviour, Ivan Vassilevitch, is strange, to say the least! Up to this we have always thought of you as a good neighbour, a friend: last year we lent you our threshing-machine, although on that account we had to put off our own threshing till November, but you behave to us as if we were gipsies. Giving me my own land, indeed! No, really, that’s not at all neighbourly! In my opinion, it’s even impudent, if you want to know….

LOMOV.
Then you make out that I’m a land-grabber? Madam, never in my life have I grabbed anybody else’s land, and I shan’t allow anybody to accuse me of having done so…. [Quickly steps to the carafe and drinks more water] Oxen Meadows are mine!

NATALYA STEPANOVNA.
It’s not true, they’re ours!

LOMOV.
Mine!

NATALYA STEPANOVNA.
It’s not true! I’ll prove it! I’ll send my mowers out to the Meadows this very day!

LOMOV.
What?

NATALYA STEPANOVNA.
My mowers will be there this very day!

LOMOV.
I’ll give it to them in the neck!

NATALYA STEPANOVNA.
You dare!

LOMOV.
[Clutches at his heart]
Oxen Meadows are mine! You understand? Mine!

NATALYA STEPANOVNA.
Please don’t shout! You can shout yourself hoarse in your own house, but here I must ask you to restrain yourself!