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The Countess Of Escarbagnas
by
COUN
. Mr. Bobinet, I say, Mr. Bobinet, come forward.
BOB
. I give the good evening to all this honourable company. What does Madam the Countess of Escarbagnas want of her humble servant Bobinet?
COUN
. At what time, Mr. Bobinet, did you leave Escarbagnas with the Count my son?
BOB
. At a quarter to nine, my lady, according to your orders.
COUN
. How are my two other sons, the Marquis and the Commander?
BOB
. They are, Heaven be thanked, in perfect health.
COUN
. Where is the Count?
BOB
. In your beautiful room, with a recess in it, Madam.
COUN
. What is he doing, Mr. Bobinet?
BOB
. Madam, he is composing an essay upon one of the epistles of Cicero, which I have just given him as a subject.
COUN
. Call him in, Mr. Bobinet.
BOB
. Be it according to your command, Madam. (Exit)
SCENE XVIII
.–THE COUNTESS, JULIA, THE VISCOUNT, MR. THIBAUDIER.
THI
. (to the COUNTESS). That Mr. Bobinet, Madam, looks very wise, and I think that he is a man of esprit.
SCENE XIX
.–THE COUNTESS, JULIA, THE VISCOUNT, THE COUNT, MR. BOBINET, MR. THIBAUDIER.
BOB
. Come, my Lord, show what progress you make under the good precepts that are given you. Bow to the honourable company.
COUN
. (showing JULIA). Come, Count, salute this lady; bow low to the viscount; salute the councillor.
THI
. I am delighted, Madam, that you should grant me the favour of embracing his lordship. One cannot love the trunk without loving the branches.
COUN
. Goodness gracious, Mr. Thibaudier, what a comparison to use!
JU
. Really, Madam, his lordship the count has perfect manners.
VISC
. This is a young gentleman who is thriving well.
JU
. Who could have believed that your ladyship had so big a child.
COUN
. Alas! when he was born, I was so young that I still played with dolls.
JU
. He is your brother and not your son.
COUN
. Be very careful of his education, Mr. Bobinet.
BOB
. I shall never, Madam, neglect anything towards the cultivation of the young plant which your goodness has entrusted to my care, and I will try to inculcate in him the seeds of all the virtues.
COUN
. Mr. Bobinet, just make him recite some choice piece from what you teach him.
BOB
. Will your lordship repeat your lesson of yesterday morning?
COUN
.
Omne viro soli quod convenit esto virile,
Omne viri….
COUN
. Fie! Mr. Bobinet; what silly stuff is that you teach him?
BOB
. It is Latin, Madam, and the first rule of Jean Despautere.
COUN
. Truly, that Jean Despautere is an impudent fellow, and I beg you to teach my son more honest Latin than this is in future.
BOB
. If you will allow him to say it all through, Madam, the gloss will explain the meaning.
COUN
. There is no need; it explains itself sufficiently.
SCENE XX
.–THE COUNTESS, JULIA, THE VISCOUNT, MR THIBAUDIER, THE COUNT, MR. BOBINET, CRIQUET.
CRI
. The actors send me to tell you that they are ready.
COUN
. Let us take our seats. (Showing JULIA.) Mr. Thibaudier, take this lady under your care.