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The Anniversary
by
KHIRIN.
[To TATIANA ALEXEYEVNA]
Out of it! I’ll cripple you! I’ll knock you out of shape! I’ll break the law!
TATIANA ALEXEYEVNA.
[Running from him; he chases her]
How dare you! You
impudent fellow!
[Shouts]
Andrey! Help! Andrey!
[Screams.]
SHIPUCHIN.
[Chasing them]
Stop! I implore you! Not such a noise? Have pity on me!
KHIRIN.
[Chasing MERCHUTKINA]
Out of this! Catch her! Hit her! Cut her into pieces!
SHIPUCHIN.
[Shouts]
Stop! I ask you! I implore you!
MERCHUTKINA.
Little fathers… little fathers!
[Screams]
Little fathers!…
TATIANA ALEXEYEVNA.
[Shouts]
Help! Help!… Oh, oh… I’m sick, I’m sick! [Jumps on to a chair, then falls on to the sofa and groans as if in a faint.]
KHIRIN.
[Chasing MERCHUTKINA]
Hit her! Beat her! Cut her to pieces!
MERCHUTKINA.
Oh, oh… little fathers, it’s all dark before me! Ah! [Falls senseless into SHIPUCHIN’S arms. There is a knock at the door; a VOICE announces THE DEPUTATION] The deputation… reputation… occupation…
KHIRIN.
[Stamps]
Get out of it, devil take me!
[Turns up his sleeves]
Give her to me: I may break the law!
[A deputation of five men enters; they all wear frockcoats. One carries the velvet-covered address, another, the loving-cup. Employees look in at the door, from the public department. TATIANA ALEXEYEVNA on the sofa, and MERCHUTKINA in SHIPUCHIN’S arms are both groaning.]
ONE OF THE DEPUTATION.
[Reads aloud]
“Deeply respected and dear Andrey Andreyevitch! Throwing a retrospective glance at the past history of our financial administration, and reviewing in our minds its gradual development, we receive an extremely satisfactory impression. It is true that in the first period of its existence, the inconsiderable amount of its capital, and the absence of serious operations of any description, and also the indefinite aims of this bank, made us attach an extreme importance to the question raised by Hamlet, ‘To be or not to be,’ and at one time there were even voices to be heard demanding our liquidation. But at that moment you become the head of our concern. Your knowledge, energies, and your native tact were the causes of extraordinary success and widespread extension. The reputation of the bank… [Coughs] reputation of the bank…”
MERCHUTKINA.
[Groans]
Oh! Oh!
TATIANA ALEXEYEVNA.
[Groans]
Water! Water!
THE MEMBER OF THE DEPUTATION.
[Continues]
The reputation
[Coughs]
… the reputation of the bank has been raised by you to such a height that we are now the rivals of the best foreign concerns.
SHIPUCHIN.
Deputation… reputation… occupation…. Two friends that had a walk at night, held converse by the pale moonlight…. Oh tell me not, that youth is vain, that jealousy has turned my brain.
THE MEMBER OF THE DEPUTATION.
[Continues in confusion]
“Then, throwing an objective glance at the present condition of things, we, deeply respected and dear Andrey Andreyevitch… [Lowering his voice] In that case, we’ll do it later on…. Yes, later on….”
[DEPUTATION goes out in confusion.]
[Curtain.]