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PAGE 27

Misalliance
by [?]

LINA. You cant live without running risks.

MRS TARLETON. Oh, what a thing to say! Didnt you know you might have been killed?

LINA. That was why I went up.

HYPATIA. Of course. Cant you understand the fascination of the thing? the novelty! the daring! the sense of something happening!

LINA. Oh no. It’s too tame a business for that. I went up for family reasons.

TARLETON.Eh? What? Family reasons?

MRS TARLETON. I hope it wasnt to spite your mother?

PERCIVAL. [quickly] Or your husband?

LINA. I’m not married. And why should I want to spite my mother?

HYPATIA. [aside to Percival] That was clever of you, Mr Percival.

PERCIVAL. What?

HYPATIA. To find out.

TARLETON.I’m in a difficulty. I cant understand a lady going up in an aeroplane for family reasons. It’s rude to be curious and ask questions; but then it’s inhuman to be indifferent, as if you didnt care.

LINA. I’ll tell you with pleasure. For the last hundred and fifty years, not a single day has passed without some member of my family risking his life–or her life. It’s a point of honor with us to keep up that tradition. Usually several of us do it; but it happens that just at this moment it is being kept up by one of my brothers only. Early this morning I got a telegram from him to say that there had been a fire, and that he could do nothing for the rest of the week. Fortunately I had an invitation from the Aerial League to see this gentleman try to break the passenger record. I appealed to the President of the League to let me save the honor of my family. He arranged it for me.

TARLETON.Oh, I must be dreaming. This is stark raving nonsense.

LINA. [quietly] You are quite awake, sir.

JOHNNY. We cant all be dreaming the same thing, Governor.

TARLETON.Of course not, you duffer; but then I’m dreaming you as well as the lady.

MRS TARLETON. Dont be silly, John. The lady is only joking, I’m sure. [To Lina] I suppose your luggage is in the aeroplane.

PERCIVAL. Luggage was out of the question. If I stay to dinner I’m afraid I cant change unless youll lend me some clothes.

MRS TARLETON. Do you mean neither of you?

PERCIVAL. I’m afraid so.

MRS TARLETON. Oh well, never mind: Hypatia will lend the lady a gown.

LINA. Thank you: I’m quite comfortable as I am. I am not accustomed to gowns: they hamper me and make me feel ridiculous; so if you dont mind I shall not change.

MRS TARLETON. Well, I’m beginning to think I’m doing a bit of dreaming myself.

HYPATIA. [impatiently] Oh, it’s all right, mamma. Johnny: look after Mr. Percival. [To Lina, rising] Come with me.

[Lina follows her to the inner door. They all rise.]

JOHNNY. [to Percival] I’ll shew you.

PERCIVAL. Thank you.

[Lina goes out with Hypatia, and Percival with Johnny.]

MRS TARLETON. Well, this is a nice thing to happen! And look at the greenhouse! Itll cost thirty pounds to mend it. People have no right to do such things. And you invited them to dinner too! What sort of woman is that to have in our house when you know that all Hindhead will be calling on us to see that aeroplane? Bunny: come with me and help me to get all the people out of the grounds: I declare they came running as if theyd sprung up out of the earth [she makes for the inner door].