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NOW Isabella, (–sister you must lose,
Henceforth, that name to you we cannot use;
The honour is too great,) in such a case,
Pray are you sensible of your disgrace,
And what’s the punishment you’ll undergo?
Before to-morrow, this you’ll fully know;
Our institution chastisement decrees;
Come speak, I say, we’ll hear you if you please.

POOR Isabella, with her sight on ground,
Confused, till then had scarcely looked around,
Now raised her eyes, and luckily perceived
The breeches, which her fears in part relieved,
And that the sisters, by surprise unnerved,
As oft’s the case, had never once observed.
She courage took, and to the abbess said,
There’s something from the Psalter, on your head,
That awkwardly hangs down; pray, madam, try
To put it right, or ’twill be in your eye.

‘TWAS knee-strings, worn, at times, by priests and beaux,
For, more or less, all follow fashion’s laws.
This veil, no doubt, had very much the air
Of those unmentionables parsons wear;
And this the nun, to frolicking inclined,
It seems had well impressed upon her mind.
What, cried the abbess, dares she still to sneer?
How great her insolence to laugh and jeer,
When sins so heavily upon her rest,
And ev’ry thing remains quite unconfessed.
Upon my word, she’d be a saint decreed;
My veil, young imp, your notice cannot need;
‘Tis better think, you little hellish crow,
What pains your soul must undergo below.

THE mother abbess sermonized and fired,
And seemed as if her tongue would ne’er be tired.
Again the culprit said, your Psalter, pray,
Good madam, haste to set the proper way;
On which the sisters looked, both young and old
THOSE ‘gan to laugh, while THESE were heard to scold.

OUR preacher, quite ashamed of what she’d done,
Now lost her voice, and noticed not the nun;
The murmur buzzed around, too well expressed,
What thoughts the holy sisterhood possessed.
At length the abbess said:–we’ve now not time
To take the chapter’s votes upon her crime;
‘Twould make it late; let each to bed return,
And, till to-morrow, we’ll the case adjourn.
No chapter met, howe’er, when morrow came;
Another day arrived, and still the same;
The sages of the convent thought it best,
In fact, to let the mystick business rest.
Much noise, perhaps, would hurt religion’s cause,
And, that considered, prudent ’twere to pause.
Base envy made them Isabella hate,
And dark suspicions to the abbess state.
In short, unable by their schemes to get
The morsel she’d so fortunately met,
Each nun exerted all her art to find,
What equally might satisfy the mind.
Old friends were willingly received again;
Her gallant our belle was suffered to retain;
The rector and the abbess had their will;
And, such their union, precepts to fulfill,
That if a nun had none to give her bliss,
To lend a friend was nothing thought amiss.