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The Monks Of Catalonia
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THE sex inclined to follow this advice;
About receipts however they were not nice;
The entertainment greatly was admired,
And pure devotion all their bosoms fired,
A glass of cordial some apart received;
Good cheer was given, may be well believed;
Ten youthful dames brisk friar Fripart took,
Gay, airy, and engaging ev’ry look,
Who paid with pleasure all the monk could wish;
Some had fifteen:–some twelve to taste their dish;
Good friar Rock had twenty for his share,
And gave such satisfaction to the FAIR,
That some, to show they never grudged the price,
And proved their punctuality,–paid twice.

So much indeed, that satiated with ways,
That six long months engaged their nights and days:
They gladly credit would have given now,
But found the ladies would not this allow,
Believing it most positively wrong,
To keep whate’er might to the church belong.
No tithe arrears were any where around,
So zealous were the dames in duty found,
They often in advance paid holy dues,
How pure the monks!–how just the ladies views!
The friars used despatch alone with those,
That for their fascinating charms they chose,
And sent the sempiternals to bestow,
The tribute they had brought on those below,
For in the refuse tithes that were their lot,
The laicks oft pleasant pickings got.
In short ’twas difficult to say,
What charity was shown from day to day.

IT happened that one night a married dame,
Desirous to convey the monks their claim,
And walking with her spouse just by the spot,
Where dwelled the arch contrivers of the plot,
Good Heavens! said she, I well remember now,
I’ve business with a friar here, I vow;
‘Twill presently be done if you’ll but wait;
Religious duties we must ne’er abate.
What duties? cried the husband with surprise;
You’re surely mad:–’tis midnight I surmise;
Confess yourself to-morrow if required;
The holy fathers are to bed retired.
That makes no difference, the lady cried.–
I think it does, the husband straight replied,
And thither I’ll not let you go to-night:–
What heinous sins so terribly affright,
That in such haste the mind you wish to ease?
To-morrow morn repair whene’er you please:

YOU do me wrong, rejoined the charming fair;
I neither want confession nor a prayer,
But anxiously desire what is due to pay;
For if incautiously I should delay,
Long time ‘would be ere I the monk should see,
With other matters he’ll so busy be.
But what can you the holy fathers owe?
To which the lady said:–what don’t you know?
A tithe, my dear, the friars always claim.–
What tithe? cried he; it surely has a name.
Not know! astonishingly, replied the wife.–
To which the husband answered:–On my life,
That women friars pay is very strange;
Will you particulars with me arrange?
How cunningly, said she, you seem to act;
Why clearly you’re acquainted with the fact?
‘Tis Hymeneal works:–What works? cried he–
Lord! said the dame, assuredly you see,
Why I had paid an hour ago or more
And you’ve prevented me when at the door;
I’m sure, of those who owe, I’m not the worst,
For I, in paying, always was the first.

THE husband quite astonished now appeared;
At once a hundred diff’rent ills he feared;
But questioning his wife howe’er, he found,
That many other dames who lived around,
Like her; in paying tithes, the monks obeyed,
Which consolation to his breast conveyed.
Poor innocent! she nothing wished to hide;
Said she, not one but tithe they make provide;
Good friar Aubrey takes your sister’s dues;
To father Fabry Mrs. B’s accrues;
The mayoress friar William likes to greet,
A monk more handsome scarcely you will meet;
And I to friar Gerard always go;
I wished this night to pay him all I owe.