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ONCE, in each week to serpents we are changed;
Do you remember how you here arranged,
To save an adder from a clown’s attack?
‘Twas I, the furious rustick wished to hack,
When you assisted me to get away;
For recompense, my friend, without delay,
I’ll you procure the kindness of the fair,
Who makes you love and drives you to despair:
We’ll go and see her:–be assured from me,
Before two days are passed, as I foresee,
You’ll gain, by presents, Argia and the rest,
Who round her watch, and are the suitor’s pest.
Grudge no expense, be gen’rous, and be bold,
Your handfuls scatter, lavish be of gold.
Assured you shall not want the precious ore;
For I command the whole of Plutus’ store,
Preserved, to please me, in the shades below;
This charmer soon our magick pow’r shall know.

THE better to approach the cruel belle,
And to your suit her prompt consent compel,
Myself transformed you’ll presently perceive;
And, as a little dog, I’ll much achieve,
Around and round I’ll gambol o’er the lawn,
And ev’ry way attempt to please and fawn,
While you, a pilgrim, shall the bag-pipe play;
Come, bring me to the dame without delay.

NO sooner said, the lover quickly changed,
Together with the fairy, as arranged;
A pilgrim he, like Orpheus, piped and sang;
While Manto, as a dog, skipt, jumped, and sprang.

THEY thus proceeded to the beauteous dame;
Soon valets, maids, and others round them came;
The dog and pilgrim gave extreme delight
And all were quite diverted at the sight.

THE lady heard the noise, and sent her maid,
To learn the reason why they romped and played:
She soon returned and told the lovely belle,
A spaniel danced, and even spoke so well,
it ev’ry thing could fully understand,
And showed obedience to the least command.
‘Twere better come herself and take a view:
The things were wond’rous that the dog could do.

THE dame at any price the dog would buy,
In case the master should the boon deny.
To give the dog our pilgrim was desired;
But though he would not grant the thing required;
He whispered to the maid the price he’d take,
And some proposals was induced to make.
Said he, ’tis true, the creature ‘s not for sale;
Nor would I give it: prayers will ne’er prevail;
Whate’er I chance to want from day to day,
It furnishes without the least delay.
To have my wish, three words alone I use,
Its paw I squeeze, and whatsoe’er I choose,
Of gold, or jewels, fall upon the ground;
Search all the world, there’s nothing like it found.
Your lady’s rich, and money does not want;
Howe’er, my little dog to her I’ll grant
If she’ll a night permit me in her bed,
The treasure shall at once to her be led.

THE maid at this proposal felt surprise;
Her mistress truly! less might well suffice;
A paltry knave! cried she, it makes me laugh;
What! take within her bed a pilgrim’s staff!
Were such a circumstance abroad to get,
My lady would with ridicule be met;
The dog and master, probably, were last
Beneath a hedge, or on a dunghill cast;
A house like this they’ll never see agen;–
But then the master is the pride of men,
And that in love is ev’ry thing we find
Much wealth and beauty please all womankind!

HIS features and his mien the knight had changed;
Each air and look for conquest were arranged.
The maid exclaimed: when such a lover sues,
How can a woman any thing refuse?
Besides the pilgrim has a dog, ’tis plain,
Not all the wealth of China could obtain.
Yet to possess my lady for a night,
Would to the master be supreme delight: