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I blush to see this letter’s length–
But ’twas my wish to prove to thee
How full of hope, and wealth, and strength,
Are all our precious family.
And, should affairs go on as pleasant
As, thank the Fates, they do at present–
Should we but still enjoy the sway
Of SIDMOUTH and of CASTLEREAGH,
I hope, ere long, to see the day
When England’s wisest statesmen, judges,
Lawyers, peers, will all be–FUDGES!

Good-by–my paper’s out so nearly,
I’ve room only for
Yours sincerely.

[1] Lord C.’s tribute to the character of his friend, Mr. Reynolds, will long be remembered with equal credit to both.

[2] It was not under wigs, but tiaras, that King Midas endeavored to conceal these appendages. The Noble Giver of the toast, however, had evidently, with his usual clearness, confounded King Midas, Mr. Liston, and the Prince Regent together.

[3] Mr. Fudge and his friends ought to go by this name–as the man who, some years since, saved the late Right Hon. George Rose from drowning, was ever after called Salvator Rosa.

[4] His Lordship, during one of the busiest periods of his Ministerial career, took lessons three times a week from a celebrated music-master, in glee-singing.

[5] How amply these two propensities of the Noble Lord would have been gratified among that ancient people of Etruria, who, as Aristotle tells us, used to whip their slaves once a year to the sound of flutes!

[6] The rapidity of this Noble Lord’s transformation, at the same instant, into a Lord of the Bed-chamber and an opponent of the Catholic Claims, was truly miraculous.

[7] Turn instantly–a frequent direction in music-books.

[8] The Irish diminutive of Squire.

LETTER VII. FROM PHELIM CONNOR TO–.

Before we sketch the Present–let us cast
A few, short, rapid glances to the Past.

When he, who had defied all Europe’s strength,
Beneath his own weak rashness sunk at length;–
When, loosed as if by magic from a chain
That seemed like Fate’s the world was free again,
And Europe saw, rejoicing in the sight,
The cause of Kings, for once, the cause of Right;–
Then was, indeed, an hour of joy to those
Who sighed for justice–liberty–repose,
And hoped the fall of one great vulture’s nest
Would ring its warning round, and scare the rest.
All then was bright with promise;–Kings began
To own a sympathy with suffering Man,
And man was grateful; Patriots of the South
Caught wisdom from a Cossack Emperor’s mouth,
And heard, like accents thawed in Northern air,
Unwonted words of freedom burst forth there!

Who did not hope, in that triumphant time,
When monarchs, after years of spoil and crime,
Met round the shrine of Peace, and Heaven lookt on;–
Who did not hope the lust of spoil was gone;
That that rapacious spirit, which had played
The game of Pilnitz o’er so oft, was laid;
And Europe’s Rulers, conscious of the past,
Would blush and deviate into right at last?
But no–the hearts, that nurst a hope so fair,
Had yet to learn what men on thrones can dare;
Had yet to know, of all earth’s ravening things,
The only quite untameable are Kings!
Scarce had they met when, to its nature true,
The instinct of their race broke out anew;
Promises, treaties, charters, all were vain,
And “Rapine! rapine!” was the cry again.
How quick they carved their victims, and how well,
Let Saxony, let injured Genoa tell;-
Let all the human stock that, day by day,
Was, at that Royal slave-mart, truckt away,–
The million souls that, in the face of heaven,
Were split to fractions, bartered, sold or given
To swell some despot Power, too huge before,
And weigh down Europe with one Mammoth more.
How safe the faith of Kings let France decide;–
Her charter broken, ere its ink had dried;–
Her Press enthralled–her Reason mockt again
With all the monkery it had spurned in vain;
Her crown disgraced by one, who dared to own
He thankt not France but England for his throne;
Her triumphs cast into the shade by those,
Who had grown old among her bitterest foes,
And now returned, beneath her conqueror’s shields,
Unblushing slaves! to claim her heroes’ fields;
To tread down every trophy of her fame,
And curse that glory which to them was shame!–
Let these–let all the damning deeds, that then
Were dared thro’ Europe, cry aloud to men,
With voice like that of crashing ice that rings
Round Alpine huts, the perfidy of Kings;
And tell the world, when hawks shall harmless bear
The shrinking dove, when wolves shall learn to spare
The helpless victim for whose blood they lusted,
Then and then only monarchs may be trusted.