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X

No use! well, I mayn’t be. You ring a pig’s snout,
And then call the animal glutton! Now, he,
Mr. Shopman, he’s nought but a pipe and a spout
Who won’t let the goods o’ this world pass free.
This blazing blue weather all round the brown crop,
He can’t enjoy! all but cash he hates.
He’s only a snail that crawls under his shop;
Though he has got the ear o’ the magistrates.

XI

Now, giving and taking’s a proper exchange,
Like question and answer: you’re both content.
But buying and selling seems always strange;
You’re hostile, and that’s the thing that’s meant.
It’s man against man–you’re almost brutes;
There’s here no thanks, and there’s there no pride.
If Charity’s Christian, don’t blame my pursuits,
I carry a touchstone by which you’re tried.

XII

– ‘Take it,’ says she, ‘it’s all I’ve got’:
I remember a girl in London streets:
She stood by a coffee-stall, nice and hot,
My belly was like a lamb that bleats.
Says I to myself, as her shilling I seized,
You haven’t a character here, my dear!
But for making a rascal like me so pleased,
I’ll give you one, in a better sphere!

XIII

And that’s where it is–she made me feel
I was a rascal: but people who scorn,
And tell a poor patch-breech he isn’t genteel,
Why, they make him kick up–and he treads on a corn.
It isn’t liking, it’s curst ill-luck,
Drives half of us into the begging-trade:
If for taking to water you praise a duck,
For taking to beer why a man upbraid?

XIV

The sermon’s over: they’re out of the porch,
And it’s time for me to move a leg;
But in general people who come from church,
And have called themselves sinners, hate chaps to beg.
I’ll wager they’ll all of ’em dine to-day!
I was easy half a minute ago.
If that isn’t pig that’s baking away,
May I perish!–we’re never contented–heigho!