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BESIDE a wood, as on the party moved,
The one, who betting had so much approved,
Now changed his tone, and in a surly way,
Exclaimed:–Alight–you’ll find it time to pray;
Let me apprize you, distant is the place,
And much you’ll need Saint Julian’s special grace.
Come off, I tell you:–instantly they took
His purse, horse, clothes, and all their hands could hook
E’en seized his boots, and said with subtle sneer,
Your feet, by walking, won’t the worse appear;
Then sought a diff’rent road by rapid flight,
And, presently the knaves were out of sight;
While Reynold still with stockings, drawers, and shirt,
But wet to skin, and covered o’er with dirt:
(The wind north-east in front–as cold as clay;)
In doleful dumps proceeded on his way,
And justly feared, that spite of faith and prayer,
He now should meet, at night, with wretched fare.

HOWEVER, some pleasing hopes he still had yet,
That, from his cloak-bag, he some clothes might get;
For, we should note, a servant he had brought,
Who in the neighbourhood a farrier sought.
To set a shoe upon his horse, and then
Should join his master on the road agen;
But that, as we shall find, was not the case,
And Reynold’s dire misfortune thence we trace.
In fact, the fellow, worthless we’ll suppose,
Had viewed from far what accidents arose,
Then turned aside, his safety to secure,
And left his master dangers to endure;
So steadily be kept upon the trot,
To Castle-William, ere ’twas night, he got,
And took the inn which had the most renown;
For fare and furniture within the town,
There waited Reynold’s coming at his ease,
With fire and cheer that could not fail to please.
His master, up to neck in dirt and wet,
Had num’rous difficulties o’er to get;
And when the snow, in flakes obscured the air,
With piercing cold and winds, he felt despair;
Such ills he bore, that hanging might be thought
A bed of roses rather to be sought.
CHANCE so arranges ev’ry thing around
ALL good, or ALL that’s bad is solely found;
When favours flow the numbers are so great,
That ev’ry wish upon us seems to wait;
But, if disposed, misfortunes to bestow;
No ills forgot: each poignant pang we know.
In proof, attend my friends, this very night,
The sad adventures that befell our wight,
Who, Castle-William did not reach till late,
When they, an hour or more, had shut the gate.

AT length our traveller approached the wall,
And, somehow to the foot contrived to crawl;
A roofed projection fortune led him near,
That joined a house, and ‘gan his heart to cheer.
Delighted with the change he now had got,
He placed himself upon the sheltered spot;
A lucky hit but seldom comes alone;
Some straw, by chance, was near the mansion thrown,
Which Reynold ‘neath the jutting penthouse placed
There, God be praised, cried he, a bed I’ve traced.

MEANWHILE, the storm from ev’ry quarter pressed;
Our traveller was soon to death distressed;
With cold benumbed; by fell despair o’erspread;
He trembled, groaned:–teeth chattered in his head;
So loud his plaints, at length they reached the ear
Of one who dwelled within the mansion near:
A servant girl; her mistress brisk and gay:
A youthful widow, charming as the day;
The governor she privately received:
A noble marquis, who her cares relieved.
Oft interrupted when he sought the fair,
And wished at ease her company to share;
Desirous too of passing quite unknown,
A private door he presently was shown,
That opened to the fields, and gave access:
Through this he visited with such address,
That none within the town his commerce viewed,
Nor e’en a servant’s eye his course pursued.
Surprise I feel, since pleasures of the mind,
Apparently were not for lords designed;
More pleased they seem when made the talk around
And soft amours divulged, delights are found.