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CCXLVII.

A breakfast of fowl, and fish, and flesh,
Whatever was sweet, or salt, or fresh;
With wines the most rare and curious–
Wines, of the richest flavor and hue;
With fruits from the worlds both Old and New;
And fruits obtain’d before they were due
At a discount most usurious.

CCXLVIII.

For wealthy palates there be, that scout
What is in season, for what is out,
And prefer all precocious savor:
For instance, early green peas, of the sort
That costs some four or five guineas a quart;
Where the Mint is the principal flavor.

CCXLIX.

And many a wealthy man was there,
Such as the wealthy City could spare,
To put in a portly appearance–
Men, whom their fathers had help’d to gild:
And men, who had had their fortunes to build
And–much to their credit–had richly fill’d
Their purses by pursy-verance.

CCL.

Men, by popular rumor at least,
Not the last to enjoy a feast!
And truly they were not idle!

Luckier far than the chestnut tits,
Which, down at the door, stood champing their bits,
At a different sort of bridle.

CCLI.

For the time was come–and the whisker’d Count
Help’d his Bride in the carriage to mount,
And fain would the Muse deny it,
But the crowd, including two butchers in blue,
(The regular killing Whitechapel hue,)
Of her Precious Calf had as ample a view,
As if they had come to buy it!

CCLII.

Then away! away! with all the speed
That golden spurs can give to the steed,–
Both Yellow Boys and Guineas, indeed,
Concurr’d to urge the cattle–
Away they went, with favors white,
Yellow jackets, and panels bright,
And left the mob, like a mob at night,
Agape at the sound of a rattle.

CCLIII.

Away! away! they rattled and roll’d,
The Count, and his Bride, and her Leg of Gold–
That faded charm to the charmer!
Away,–through old Brentford rang the din
Of wheels and heels, on their way to win
That hill, named after one of her kin,
The Hill of the Golden Farmer!

CCLIV.

Gold, still gold–it flew like dust!
It tipp’d the post-boy, and paid the trust;
In each open palm it was freely thrust;
There was nothing but giving and taking!

And if gold could ensure the future hour,
What hopes attended that Bride to her bow’r,
But alas! even hearts with a four-horse pow’r
Of opulence end in breaking!

HER HONEYMOON.

CCLV.

The moon–the moon, so silver and cold,
Her fickle temper has oft been told,
Now shady–now bright and sunny–
But of all the lunar things that change,
The one that shows most fickle and strange,
And takes the most eccentric range,
Is the moon–so call’d–of honey!

CCLVI.

To some a full-grown orb reveal’d
As big and as round as Norval’s shield,
And as bright as a burner Bude-lighted;
To others as dull, and dingy, and damp,
As any oleaginous lamp,
Of the regular old parochial stamp,
In a London fog benighted.

CCLVII.

To the loving, a bright and constant sphere,
That makes earth’s commonest things appear
All poetic, romantic, and tender:
Hanging with jewels a cabbage-stump,
And investing a common post, or a pump,
A currant-bush, or a gooseberry clump,
With a halo of dreamlike splendor.

CCLVIII.

A sphere such as shone from Italian skies,
In Juliet’s dear, dark, liquid eyes,
Tipping trees with its argent braveries–

And to couples not favor’d with Fortune’s boons
One of the most delightful of moons,
For it brightens their pewter platters and spoons
Like a silver service of Savory’s!