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HIS noble entertainments raised surprise;
Magnificence alone would not suffice;
Delightful pleasures he dispensed around,
And flattery abundantly was found,
An art in which a demon should excel:
No devil surely e’er was liked so well.
His heart was soon the object of the FAIR;
To please Belphegor was their constant care.

WHO lib’rally with presents smoothes the road,
Will meet no obstacles to LOVE’S abode.
In ev’ry situation they are sweet,
I’ve often said, and now the same repeat:
The primum mobile of human kind,
Are gold and silver, through the world we find.

OUR envoy kept two books, in which he wrote
The names of all the married pairs of note;
But that assigned to couples satisfied,
He scarcely for it could a name provide,
Which made the demon almost blush to see,
How few, alas! in wedlock’s chains agree;
While presently the other, which contained
Th’ unhappy–not a leaf in blank remained.

No other choice Belphegor now had got,
Than–try himself the hymeneal knot.
In Florence he beheld a certain fair,
With charming face and smart engaging air;
Of noble birth, but puffed with empty pride;
Some marks of virtue, though not much beside.
For Roderick was asked this lofty dame;
The father said Honesta* (such her name)
Had many eligible offers found;
But, ‘mong the num’rous band that hovered round,
Perhaps his daughter, Rod’rick’s suit might take,
Though he should wish for time the choice to make.
This approbation met, and Rod’rick ‘gan
To use his arts and execute his plan.

THE entertainments, balls, and serenades,
Plays, concerts, presents, feasts, and masquerades,
Much lessened what the demon with him brought;
He nothing grudged:–whate’er was wished he bought.
The dame believed high honour she bestowed,
When she attention to his offer showed;
And, after prayers, entreaties, and the rest,
To be his wife she full assent expressed.

BUT first a pettifogger to him came,
Of whom (aside) Belphegor made a game;
What! said the demon, is a lady gained
just like a house?–these scoundrels have obtained
Such pow’r and sway, without them nothing’s done;
But hell will get them when their course is run.
He reasoned properly; when faith’s no more,
True honesty is forced to leave the door;
When men with confidence no longer view
Their fellow-mortals,–happiness adieu!
The very means we use t’ escape the snare,
Oft deeper plunge us in the gulph of care;
Avoid attorneys, if you comfort crave
Who knows a PETTIFOGGER, knows a KNAVE;
Their contracts, filled with IFS and FORS, appear
The gate through which STRIFE found admittance here.
In vain we hope again the earth ’twill leave
Still STRIFE remains, and we ourselves deceive:
In spite of solemn forms and laws we see,
That LOVE and HYMEN often disagree.
The heart alone can tranquilize the mind;
In mutual passion ev’ry bliss we find.

HOW diff’rent things in other states appear!
With friends–’tis who can be the most sincere;
With lovers–all is sweetness, balm of life;
While all is IRKSOMENESS with man and wife.
We daily see from DUTY springs disgust,
And PLEASURE likes true LIBERTY to trust.

ARE happy marriages for ever flown?
On full consideration I will own,
That when each other’s follies couples bear;
They then deserve the name of HAPPY PAIR.

ENOUGH of this:–no sooner had our wight
The belle possessed, and passed the month’s delight;
But he perceived what marriage must be here,
With such a demon in our nether sphere.
For ever jars and discords rang around;
Of follies, ev’ry class our couple found;
Honesta often times such noise would make,
Her screams and cries the neighbours kept awake,
Who, running thither, by the wife were told:–
Some paltry tradesman’s daughter, coarse and bold,
He should have had:–not one of rank like me;
To treat me thus, what villain he must be!
A wife so virtuous, could he e’er deserve!
My scruples are too great, or I should swerve;
Indeed, without dispute, ‘twould serve him right:–
We are not sure she nothing did in spite;
These prudes can make us credit what they please:
Few ponder long when they can dupe with ease.