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“I says, ‘On what bank?’

“He says, ‘Oh, Hans over at the store–he knows me–‘”

All eyes were turned on the German. Lou Garou continued:

“Ruddy says: ‘Hans dassen’t not cash it. He’s scared of me, the pot-bellied old fool.”

The stout German blinked behind his horn spectacles. He feared neither God nor man, but he was very patient. He made no remark.

“‘If Hans won’t,’ says Ruddy, ‘Stewart sure will!'”

The foreman of the jury rose like a spring slowly uncoiling. He looked like a snake ready to strike. “May I inquire,” he drawled, “what reason the late lamented gave for supposing that I would honor his wuffless paper?”

Lou Garou sniffled with embarrassment and looked appealingly at the judge.

“Tell him,” ordered the latter.

“Mind, then,” said Lou Garou, “it was him said it, not me.”

“What was said?” glinted the foreman.

“Something,” said Lou Garou in a small still voice like that which is said to appertain to conscience, “something about him having give you a terrible lickin’ once, that you’d never got over. He says, ‘If Stewart won’t cash it, tell him I’ll step over and kick the stuffin’ out of him.'”

The juror on the left end of the front row stood up.

“Did he say anything about me?” he asked.

“Nothin’ particular, Jimmy,” said Lou Garou. “He only said somethin’ general, like ‘them bally-washed hawgs over to the Central Store,’ I think it was.”

“The court,” said the judge stiffly, “knows the deceased to have been a worthless braggart. Proceed with your story.”

“Long and short of it was,” said Lou Garou, “we arranged that Ruddy himself was to get the check cashed and bring me the money the next Thursday. He swears on his honor he won’t keep me waitin’ no longer. So I steps off and eats my lunch, and goes home and tells Jenny how it was.

“‘Hope you get it,’ says she. ‘I know him.‘

“It so happened,” continued Lou Garou, “Thursday come, and no Ruddy. No Ruddy, Friday. Saturday I see the weather was bankin’ up black for snow, so I says: ‘Jenny, it’s credit or bust. I’ll step up to the store and talk to Hans.’ So Jenny puts me up a snack of lunch, and I goes to see Hans. Hans,” said Lou Garou, addressing that juror directly, “did I or didn’t I come to see you that Saturday?”

Hans nodded.

“Did you or didn’t you let me have some flour and bacon on tick?”

“I did nod,” said Hans.

Lou Garou turned once more to the judge. “So I goes home,” he said, “and finds my chairs broke, and my table upside down, and the dishes broke, and Jenny gone.”

There was a mild sensation in the court.

“I casts about for signs, and pretty soon I finds a wisp of red hair, roots an’ all, I says, ‘Ruddy’s hair,’ I says. ‘He’s bin and gone.’

“So I takes my gun and starts for Ruddy’s, over the mountain. It’s hours shorter than by the valley, for them that has good legs.

“I was goin’ down the other side of the mountain when it seems to me I hears voices. I bears to the left, and looks down the mountain, and yonder I sees a man and a woman on the valley path to Ruddy’s. The man he wants the woman to go on. The woman she wants to go back. I can hear their voices loud and mad, but not their words. Pretty soon Ruddy he takes Jenny by the arm and twists it–very slow–tighter and tighter. She sinks to the ground. He goes on twistin’. Pretty soon she indicates that she has enough. He helps her up with a kick, and they goes on.”

The foreman of the jury rose. “Your honor,” he said, “it is an obvious case of raptae puellae. In my opinion the prisoner was more than justified in shooting the man Ruddy Boyd like a dog.”

“Sit down,” said the judge.

Lou Garou, somewhat excited by painful recollections, went on in a stronger voice. “I puts up my hind sight to three hundred yards and draws a bead on Ruddy, between the shoulders. Then I lowers my piece and uncocks her. ‘Stop a bit,’ I says. ‘How about that twenty?’