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“‘I tould you so, sorr!’ sez I; an’, afther that, whin he wanted to help a Paythan I stud wid the muzzle contagious to the ear. They dare not do anythin’ but curse. The Tyrone was growlin’ like dogs over a bone that had been taken away too soon, for they had seen their dead an’ they wanted to kill ivry sowl on the ground. Crook tould thim that he’d blow the hide off any man that misconducted himself; but, seeing that ut was the first time the Tyrone had iver seen their dead, I do not wondher they were on the sharp. ‘Tis a shameful sight! Whin I first saw ut I wud niver ha’ given quarter to any man north of the Khaibar–no, nor woman either, for the women used to come out afther dhark–Auggrh!

“Well, evenshually we buried our dead an’ tuk away our wounded, an’ come over the brow av the hills to see the Scotchies an’ the Gurkys taking tay with the Paythans in bucketsfuls. We were a gang av dissolute ruffians, for the blood had caked the dust, an’ the sweat had cut the cake, an’ our bay’nits was hangin’ like butchers’ steels betune ur legs, an’ most av us were marked one way or another.

“A Staff Orf’cer man, clean as a new rifle, rides up an’ sez: ‘What damned scarecrows are you?’

“‘A comp’ny av Her Majesty’s Black Tyrone an’ wan av the Ould Rig’mint,’ sez Crook very quiet, givin’ our visitors the flure as ’twas.

“‘Oh!’ sez the Staff Orf’cer; ‘did you dislodge that Reserve?’

“‘No!’ sez Crook, an’ the Tyrone laughed.

“‘Thin fwhat the divil have ye done?’

“‘Disthroyed ut,’ sez Crook, an’ he took us on, but not before Toomey that was in the Tyrone sez aloud, his voice somewhere in his stummick: ‘Fwhat in the name av misfortune does this parrit widout a tail mane by shtoppin’ the road av his betthers?’

“The Staff Orf’cer wint blue, an’ Toomey makes him pink by changin’ to the voice av a minowderin’ woman an’ sayin’: ‘Come an’ kiss me, Major dear, for me husband’s at the wars an’ I’m all alone at the Depot.’

“The Staff Orf’cer wint away, an’ I cud see Crook’s shoulthers shakin’.

“His Corp’ril checks Toomey. ‘Lave me alone,’ sez Toomey, widout a wink. ‘I was his batman before he was married an’ he knows fwhat I mane, av you don’t. There’s nothin’ like livin’ in the hoight av society.’ D’you remimber that, Orth’ris!”

“Hi do. Toomey, ‘e died in ‘orspital, next week it was, ’cause I bought ‘arf his kit; an’ I remember after that”–

“GUARRD, TURN OUT!”

The Relief had come; it was four o’clock. “I’ll catch a kyart for you, sorr,” said Mulvaney, diving hastily into his accoutrements. “Come up to the top av the Fort an’ we’ll pershue our invistigations into M’Grath’s shtable.” The relieved Guard strolled round the main bastion on its way to the swimming-bath, and Learoyd grew almost talkative. Ortheris looked into the Fort ditch and across the plain. “Ho! it’s weary waitin’ for Ma-ary!” he hummed; “but I’d like to kill some more bloomin’ Paythans before my time’s up. War! Bloody war! North, East, South, and West.”

“Amen,” said Learoyd, slowly.

“Fwhat’s here?” said Mulvaney, checking at a blurr of white by the foot of the old sentry-box. He stooped and touched it. “It’s Norah–Norah M’Taggart! Why, Nonie, darlin’, fwhat are ye doin’ out av your mother’s bed at this time?”

The two-year-old child of Sergeant M’Taggart must have wandered for a breath of cool air to the very verge of the parapet of the Fort ditch, Her tiny night-shift was gathered into a wisp round her neck and she moaned in her sleep. “See there!” said Mulvaney; “poor lamb! Look at the heat-rash on the innocint skin av her. ‘Tis hard–crool hard even for us. Fwhat must it be for these? Wake up, Nonie, your mother will be woild about you. Begad, the child might ha’ fallen into the ditch!”

He picked her up in the growing light, and set her on his shoulder, and her fair curls touched the grizzled stubble of his temples. Ortheris and Learoyd followed snapping their fingers, while Norah smiled at them a sleepy smile. Then carolled Mulvaney, clear as a lark, dancing the baby on his arm–

“If any young man should marry you,
Say nothin’ about the joke;
That iver ye slep’ in a sinthry-box,
Wrapped up in a soldier’s cloak.”

“Though, on my sowl, Nonie,” he said, gravely, “there was not much cloak about you. Niver mind, you won’t dhress like this ten years to come. Kiss your friends an’ run along to your mother.”

Nonie, set down close to the Married Quarters, nodded with the quiet obedience of the soldier’s child, but, ere she pattered off over the flagged path, held up her lips to be kissed by the Three Musketeers. Ortheris wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and swore sentimentally; Learoyd turned pink; and the two walked away together. The Yorkshireman lifted up his voice and gave in thunder the chorus of The Sentry-Box, while Ortheris piped at his side.

“‘Bin to a bloomin’ sing-song, you two?” said the Artilleryman, who was taking his cartridge down to the Morning Gun, “You’re over merry for these dashed days.”

“I bid ye take care o’ the brat,” said he,
“For it comes of a noble race”

Learoyd bellowed. The voices died out in the swimming-bath.

“Oh, Terence!” I said, dropping into Mulvaney’s speech, when we were alone, “it’s you that have the Tongue!”

He looked at me wearily; his eyes were sunk in his head, and his face was drawn and white, “Eyah!” said he; “I’ve blandandhered thim through the night somehow, but can thim that helps others help thimselves? Answer me that, sorr!”

And over the bastions of Fort Amara broke the pitiless day.