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“Well an’ far out av harm was a Sargint av the Tyrone sittin’ on the little orf’cer bhoy who had stopped Crook from rowlin’ the rocks. Oh, he was a beautiful bhoy, an’ the long black curses was slidin’ out av his innocint mouth like mornin’-jew from a rose!

“‘Fwhat have you got there?’ sez I to the Sargint.

“‘Wan av Her Majesty’s bantams wid his spurs up,’ sez he. ‘He’s goin’ to Coort-martial me.’

“‘Let me go!’ sez the little orf’cer bhoy. ‘Let me go and command my men!’ manin’ thereby the Black Tyrone which was beyond any command–ay, even av they had made the Divil a Field orf’cer.

“‘His father howlds my mother’s cow-feed in Clonmel,’ sez the man that was sittin’ on him. ‘Will I go back to his mother an’ tell her that I’ve let him throw himself away? Lie still, ye little pinch av dynamite, an’ Coort-martial me aftherward.’

“‘Good,’ sez I; ”tis the likes av him makes the likes av the Commandher-in-Chief, but we must presarve thim. Fwhat d’you want to do, sorr?’ sez I, very politeful.

“‘Kill the beggars–kill the beggars!’ he shqueaks; his big blue eyes brimmin’ wid tears.

“‘An’ how’ll ye do that?’ sez I. ‘You’ve shquibbed off your revolver like a child wid a cracker; you can make no play wid that fine large sword av yours; an’ your hand’s shakin’ like an asp on a leaf. Lie still an’ grow,’ sez I.

“‘Get back to your comp’ny,’ sez he; ‘you’re insolint!’

“‘All in good time,’ sez I, ‘but I’ll have a dhrink first.’

“Just thin Crook comes up, blue an’ white all over where he wasn’t red.

“‘Wather!’ sez he; ‘I’m dead wid drouth! Oh, but it’s a gran’ day!’

“He dhrank half a skinful, and the rest he tilts into his chest, an’ it fair hissed on the hairy hide av him. He sees the little orf’cer bhoy undher the Sargint.

“‘Fwhat’s yonder?’ sez he.

“‘Mutiny, sorr,’ sez the Sargint, an’ the orf’cer bhoy begins pleadin’ pitiful to Crook to be let go: but divil a bit wud Crook budge.

“‘Kape him there,’ he sez, ”tis no child’s work this day. By the same token,’ sez he, ‘I’ll confishcate that iligant nickel-plated scent-sprinkler av yours, for my own has been vomitin’ dishgraceful!’

“The fork av his hand was black wid the backspit av the machine. So he tuk the orf’cer bhoy’s revolver. Ye may look, sorr, but, by my faith, there’s a dale more done in the field than iver gets into Field Ordhers!

“‘Come on, Mulvaney,’ sez Crook; ‘is this a Coort-martial?’ The two av us wint back together into the mess an’ the Paythans were still standin’ up. They was not too impart’nint though, for the Tyrone was callin’ wan to another to remimber Tim Coulan.

“Crook stopped outside av the strife an’ looked anxious, his eyes rowlin’ roun’.

“‘Fwhat is ut, sorr?’ sez I; ‘can I get ye anything?’

“‘Where’s a bugler?’ sez he.

“I wint into the crowd–our men was dhrawin’ breath behin’ the Tyrone who was fightin’ like sowls in tormint–an’ prisintly I came acrost little Frehan, our bugler bhoy, pokin’ roun’ among the best wid a rifle an’ bay’nit.

“‘Is amusin’ yoursilf fwhat you’re paid for, ye limb?’ sez I, catchin’ him by the scruff. ‘Come out av that an’ attind to your duty.’ I sez; but the bhoy was not pleased.

“‘I’ve got wan,’ sez he, grinnin’, ‘big as you, Mulvaney, an’ fair half as ugly. Let me go get another.’

“I was dishpleased at the personability av that remark, so I tucks him under my arm an’ carries him to Crook who was watchin’ how the fight wint. Crook cuffs him till the bhoy cries, an’ thin sez nothin’ for a whoile.

“The Paythans began to flicker onaisy, an’ our men roared. ‘Opin ordher! Double!’ sez Crook. ‘Blow, child, blow for the honor av the British Arrmy!’

“That bhoy blew like a typhoon, an’ the Tyrone an’ we opined out as the Paythans broke, an’ I saw that fwhat had gone before wud be kissin’ an’ huggin’ to fwhat was to come. We’d dhruv thim into a broad part av the gut whin they gave, an’ thin we opined out an’ fair danced down the valley, dhrivin’ thim before us. Oh, ’twas lovely, an’ stiddy, too! There was the Sargints on the flanks av what was left av us, kapin’ touch, an’ the fire was runnin’ from flank to flank, an’ the Paythans was dhroppin’. We opined out wid the widenin’ av the valley, an’ whin the valley narrowed we closed again like the shticks on a lady’s fan, an’ at the far ind av the gut where they thried to stand, we fair blew them off their feet, for we had expinded very little ammunition by reason av the knife work.”