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“‘Howld on, men,’ sez Crook, who tuk a mother’s care av us always. ‘Rowl some rocks on thim by way av visitin’-kyards.’ We hadn’t rowled more than twinty bowlders, an’ the Paythans was beginnin’ to swear tremenjus, whin the little orf’cer bhoy av the Tyrone shqueaks out acrost the valley:–‘Fwhat the devil an’ all are you doin’, shpoilin’ the fun for my men? Do ye not see they’ll stand?’

“‘Faith, that’s a rare pluckt wan!’ sez Crook. ‘Niver mind the rocks, men. Come along down an’ take tay wid thim!’

“‘There’s damned little sugar in ut!’ sez my rear-rank man; but Crook heard.

“‘Have ye not all got spoons?’ he sez, laughin’, an’ down we wint as fast as we cud. Learoyd bein’ sick at the Base, he, av coorse, was not there.”

“Thot’s a lie!” said Learoyd, dragging his bedstead nearer. “Ah gotten thot theer, an’ you knaw it, Mulvaney.” He threw up his arms, and from the right arm-pit ran, diagonally through the fell of his chest, a thin white line terminating near the fourth left rib.

“My mind’s goin’,” said Mulvaney, the unabashed. “Ye were there. Fwhat I was thinkin’ of! Twas another man, av coorse. Well, you’ll remimber thin, Jock, how we an’ the Tyrone met wid a bang at the bottom an’ got jammed past all movin’ among the Paythans.”

“Ow! It was a tight ‘ole. I was squeezed till I thought I’d bloomin’ well bust,” said Ortheris, rubbing his stomach meditatively,

“‘Twas no place for a little man, but wan little man”–Mulvaney put his hand on Ortheris’s shoulder–“saved the life av me. There we shtuck, for divil a bit did the Paythans flinch, an’ divil a bit dare we: our business bein’ to clear ’em out. An’ the most exthryordinar’ thing av all was that we an’ they just rushed into each other’s arrums, an’ there was no firing for a long time. Nothin’ but knife an’ bay’nit when we cud get our hands free: an’ that was not often. We was breast-on to thim, an’ the Tyrone was yelpin’ behind av us in a way I didn’t see the lean av at first But I knew later, an’ so did the Paythans.

“‘Knee to knee!’ sings out Crook, wid a laugh whin the rush av our comin’ into the gut shtopped, an’ he was huggin’ a hairy great Paythan, neither bein’ able to do anything to the other, tho’ both was wishful.

“‘Breast to breast!’ he sez, as the Tyrone was pushin’ us forward closer an’ closer.

“‘An’ hand over back!’ sez a Sargint that was behin’. I saw a sword lick out past Crook’s ear, an’ the Paythan was tuk in the apple av his throat like a pig at Dromeen fair.

“‘Thank ye, Brother Inner Guard,’ sez Crook, cool as a cucumber widout salt. ‘I wanted that room.’ An’ he wint forward by the thickness av a man’s body, havin’ turned the Paythan undher him. The man bit the heel off Crook’s boot in his death-bite.

“‘Push, men!’ sez Crook. ‘Push, ye paper-backed beggars!’ he sez. ‘Am I to pull ye through?’ So we pushed, an’ we kicked, an’ we swung, an’ we swore, an’ the grass bein’ slippery, our heels wouldn’t bite, an’ God help the front-rank man that wint down that day!”

“‘Ave you ever bin in the Pit hentrance o’ the Vic. on a thick night?” interrupted Ortheris. “It was worse nor that, for they was goin’ one way an’ we wouldn’t ‘ave it. Leastaways, I ‘adn’t much to say.”

“Faith, me son, ye said ut, thin. I kep’ the little man betune my knees as long as I cud, but he was pokin’ roun’ wid his bay’nit, blindin’ an’ stiffin’ feroshus. The devil of a man is Orth’ris in a ruction–aren’t ye?” said Mulvaney.

“Don’t make game!” said the Cockney. “I knowed I wasn’t no good then, but I gev ’em compot from the lef’ flank when we opened out. No!” he said, bringing down his hand with a thump on the bedstead, “a bay’nit ain’t no good to a little man–might as well ‘ave a bloomin’ fishin’-rod! I ‘ate a clawin’, maulin’ mess, but gimme a breech that’s wore out a bit, an’ hamminition one year in store, to let the powder kiss the bullet, an’ put me somewheres where I ain’t trod on by ‘ulkin swine like you, an’ s’elp me Gawd, I could bowl you over five times outer seven at height ‘undred. Would yer try, you lumberin’ Hirishman.”