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“Talking about that,” said Archie, “why shouldn’t we skate this morning, and have lunch at the hotel, and then get the bob out this afternoon?”

“Here you are,” said Thomas, coming up with a heavy rucksack. “Lunch for six, so you’ll have an extra one.”

“I’d forgotten about lunch,” said Archie. “Look here, just talk it over with Dahlia while I go and see about my skates. I don’t suppose Josef will mind if we do stay in to lunch after all. What about Simpson?”

I looked at Myra … and sighed.

“What about him?” I said.

. . . . .

Half an hour later two exhausted people–one of them with lunch for six on his back–began the ascent to the wood, trailing their skis behind them.

“Another moment,” said Myra, “and I should have screamed.”

IV.–THOMAS, AND A TURN

Myra finished her orange, dried her hands daintily on my handkerchief, and spoke her mind.

“This is the third time,” she said, “that Thomas has given us the slip. If he gets engaged to that girl in red I shall cry.”

“There are,” I said, idly throwing a crust at Simpson and missing him, “engagements and Swiss engagements–just as there are measles and German measles. It is well known that Swiss engagements don’t count.”

“We got engaged in Kent. A bit of luck.”

“I have nothing against Miss Aylwyn—-” I went on.

“Except the way she does her hair.”

“–but she doesn’t strike me as being the essential Rabbit. We cannot admit her to the–er–fold.”

“The covey,” suggested Myra.

“The warren. Anyhow, she—- Simpson, for goodness’ sake stop fooling about with your bearded friend and tell us what you think of it all.”

We were finishing lunch in the lee of a little chalet, high above the hotel, and Simpson had picked up an acquaintance with a goat, which he was apparently trying to conciliate with a piece of chocolate. The goat, however, seemed to want a piece of Simpson.

“My dear old chap, he won’t go away. Here–shoo! shoo! I wish I knew what his name was.”

“Ernest,” said Myra.

“I can’t think why you ever got into such a hirsute set, Simpson. He probably wants your compass. Give it to him and let him withdraw.”

Ernest, having decided that Simpson was not worth knowing, withdrew, and we resumed our conversation.

“When we elderly married folk have retired,” I went on, “and you gay young bachelors sit up over a last cigar to discuss your conquests, has not Thomas unbent to you, Samuel, and told you of his hopes and fears?”

“He told me last night he was afraid he was going bald, and he said he hoped he wasn’t.”

“That’s a bad sign,” said Myra. “What did you say?”

“I said I thought he was.”

With some difficulty I got up from my seat in the snow and buckled on my skis.

“Come on, let’s forget Thomas for a bit. Samuel is now going to show us the Christiania Turn.”

Simpson, all eagerness, began to prepare himself.

“I said I would, didn’t I? I was doing it quite well yesterday. This is a perfect little slope for it. You understand the theory of it, don’t you?”

“We hope to after the exhibition.”

“Well, the great thing is to lean the opposite way to the way you think you ought to lean. That’s what’s so difficult.”

“You understand, Myra? Samuel will lean the opposite way to what he thinks he ought to lean. Tell Ernest.”

“But suppose you think you ought to lean the proper way, the way they do in Christiania,” said Myra, “and you lean the opposite way, then what happens?”

“That is what Samuel will probably show us,” I said.

Simpson was now ready.

“I am going to turn to the left,” he said. “Watch carefully. Of course, I may not bring it off the first time.”

“I can’t help thinking you will,” said Myra.

“It depends what you call bringing it off,” I said. “We have every hope of–I mean we don’t think our money will be wasted. Have you got the opera-glasses and the peppermints and the programme, darling? Then you may begin, Samuel.”