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Why The Clock Stopped
by
And in three minutes Richard Morfe and Eva Harracles were being sped into the night by Mary Morfe.
The Morfes’ house was at the corner of Trafalgar Road and Beech Street. The cars stopped at that corner in their wild course towards the town and towards Turnhill. A car was just coming. But instead of waiting for it Richard Morfe and Eva Harracles deliberately turned their backs on Trafalgar Road, and hurried side by side down Beech Street. Beech Street is a short street, and ends in a nondescript unlighted waste patch of ground. They arrived in the gloom of this patch, safe from all human inquisitiveness, and then Richard Morfe warmly kissed Eva Harracles in the mathematical centre of those lips of hers. And Eva Harracles showed no resentment of any kind, nor even shame. Yet she had been very carefully brought up. The sight would have interested Bursley immensely; it would have appealed strongly to Bursley’s strong sense of the piquant…. That dry old stick Dick Morfe kissing one of his contraltos in the dark at the bottom end of Beech Street.
“Then you hadn’t told her!” murmured Eva Harracles.
“No!” said Richard, with a slight hesitation. “I was just going to begin to tell her when you called.”
Another woman might have pouted to learn that her lover had exhibited even a little cowardice in informing his family that he was engaged to be married. But Eva did not pout. She comprehended the situation, and the psychology of the relations between brothers and sisters. (She herself possessed both brothers and sisters.) All the courting had been singularly secret and odd.
“I shall tell her to-morrow morning at breakfast,” said Richard, firmly. “Unless, after all, she isn’t gone to bed when I get back.”
By a common impulse they now returned towards Trafalgar Road.
“I say,” said Richard, “what made you call?”
“I was passing,” said the beloved. “And somehow I couldn’t help it. Of course, I knew it wasn’t true about Mr Loggerheads. But I had to think of something.”
Richard was in ecstasy; had never been in such ecstasy.
“I say,” he said again. “I suppose you didn’t put your finger against the pendulum of that clock?”
“Oh, no!” she replied with emphasis.
“Well, I’m jolly glad it did stop, anyway,” said Richard. “What a lark, eh?”
She agreed that the lark was ideal. They walked down the road till a car should overtake them.
“Do you think she suspects anything?” Eva asked.
“I’ll swear she doesn’t,” said Richard, positively. “It’ll be a bit of a startler for the old girl.”
“No doubt you’ve heard,” said Eva, haltingly, “that Mr Loggerheads has cast eyes on Mary.”
“And do you think there’s anything in that?” Richard questioned sharply.
“Well,” she said, “I really don’t know.” Meaning that she decidedly thought that Mary had been encouraging advances from Mr Loggerheads.
“Well,” said Richard, superiorly, “you may just take it from me that there’s nothing in it at all…. Ha!” He laughed shortly. He knew Mary.
Then they got on a car, and tried to behave as though their being together was a mere accident, as though they had not become engaged to one another within the previous twenty-four hours.
II
Immediately after the departure of Richard Morfe and Eva Harracles, his betrothed, from the front door of the former, Mr Simon Loggerheads arrived at the same front door, and rang thereat, and was a little surprised, and also a little unnerved, when the door opened instantly, as if by magic. Mr Simon Loggerheads said to himself, as he saw the door move on its hinges, that Miss Morfe must have discovered a treasure of a servant who, when she had nothing else to do, spent her time on the inner door-mat waiting to admit possible visitors–even on Friday night. Nevertheless, Mr Simon Loggerheads regretted that prompt opening, as one regrets the prompt opening of the door of a dentist.
And it was no servant who stood in front of him, under the flickering beam of the lobby-lamp. It was Mary Morfe herself. The simple explanation was that she had just sped her brother and Eva Harracles, and had remained in the lobby for the purpose of ascertaining by means of her finger whether the servant had, as usual, forgotten to dust the tops of the picture-frames.