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What Happened at The Fonda
by
“For every year he must come back a spirit–on a spirit hoss–and swing the lasso, and make as if to catch the heathen. He is condemn ever to play his little game; now there is no heathen more to convert, he catch what he can. My grandfather have once seen him–it is night and a storm, and he pass by like a flash! My grandfather like it not–he is much dissatisfied! My uncle have seen him, too, but he make the sign of the cross, and the lasso have fall to the side, and my uncle have much gratification. A vaquero of my father and a peon of my cousin have both been picked up, lassoed, and dragged dead.
“Many peoples have died of him in the strangling. Sometime he is seen, sometime it is the woman only that one sees–sometime it is but the hoss. But ever somebody is dead–strangle! Of a truth, my friend, the gallant Starbottle and the ambitious Richards have just escaped!”
The editor looked curiously at his friend. There was not the slightest suggestion of mischief or irony in his tone or manner; nothing, indeed, but a sincerity and anxiety usually rare with his temperament. It struck him also that his speech had but little of the odd California slang which was always a part of his imitative levity. He was puzzled.
“Do you mean to say that this superstition is well known?” he asked, after a pause.
“Among my people–yes.”
“And do YOU believe in it?”
Enriquez was silent. Then he arose, and shrugged his shoulders. “Quien sabe? It is not more difficult to comprehend than your story.”
He gravely put on his hat. With it he seemed to have put on his old levity. “Come, behold, it is a long time between drinks! Let us to the hotel and the barkeep, who shall give up the smash of brandy and the julep of mints before the lasso of Friar Pedro shall prevent us the swallow! Let us skiddadle!”
Mr. Grey returned to the “Clarion” office in a much more satisfied condition of mind. Whatever faith he held in Enriquez’s sincerity, for the first time since the attack on Colonel Starbottle he believed he had found a really legitimate journalistic opportunity in the incident. The legend and its singular coincidence with the outrages would make capital “copy.”
No names would be mentioned, yet even if Colonel Starbottle recognized his own adventure, he could not possibly object to this interpretation of it. The editor had found that few people objected to be the hero of a ghost story, or the favored witness of a spiritual manifestation. Nor could Richards find fault with this view of his own experience, hitherto kept a secret, so long as it did not refer to his relations with the fair Cota. Summoning him at once to his sanctum, he briefly repeated the story he had just heard, and his purpose of using it. To his surprise, Richards’s face assumed a seriousness and anxiety equal to Enriquez’s own.
“It’s a good story, Mr. Grey,” he said awkwardly, “and I ain’t sayin’ it ain’t mighty good newspaper stuff, but it won’t do NOW, for the whole mystery’s up and the assailant found.”
“Found! When? Why didn’t you tell me before?” exclaimed Grey, in astonishment.
“I didn’t reckon ye were so keen on it,” said Richards embarrassedly, “and–and–it wasn’t my own secret altogether.”
“Go on,” said the editor impatiently.
“Well,” said Richards slowly and doggedly, “ye see there was a fool that was sweet on Cota, and he allowed himself to be bedeviled by her to ride her cursed pink and yaller mustang. Naturally the beast bolted at once, but he managed to hang on by the mane for half a mile or so, when it took to buck-jumpin’. The first ‘buck’ threw him clean into the road, but didn’t stun him, yet when he tried to rise, the first thing he knowed he was grabbed from behind and half choked by somebody. He was held so tight that he couldn’t turn, but he managed to get out his revolver and fire two shots under his arm. The grip held on for a minute, and then loosened, and the somethin’ slumped down on top o’ him, but he managed to work himself around. And then–what do you think he saw?–why, that thar hoss! with two bullet holes in his neck, lyin’ beside him, but still grippin’ his coat collar and neck-handkercher in his teeth! Yes, sir! the rough that attacked Colonel Starbottle, the villain that took me behind when I was leanin’ agin that cursed fence, was that same God-forsaken, hell-invented pinto hoss!”
In a flash of recollection the editor remembered his own experience, and the singular scuffle outside the stable door of the fonda. Undoubtedly Cota had saved him from a similar attack.
“But why not tell this story with the other?” said the editor, returning to his first idea. “It’s tremendously interesting.”
“It won’t do,” said Richards, with dogged resolution.
“Why?”
“Because, Mr. Grey–that fool was myself!”
“You! Again attacked!”
“Yes,” said Richards, with a darkening face. “Again attacked, and by the same hoss! Cota’s hoss! Whether Cota was or was not knowin’ its tricks, she was actually furious at me for killin’ it–and it’s all over ‘twixt me and her.”
“Nonsense,” said the editor impulsively; “she will forgive you! You didn’t know your assailant was a horse WHEN YOU FIRED. Look at the attack on you in the road!”
Richards shook his head with dogged hopelessness. “It’s no use, Mr. Grey. I oughter guessed it was a hoss then–thar was nothin’ else in that corral. No! Cota’s already gone away back to San Jose, and I reckon the Ramierez has got scared of her and packed her off. So, on account of its bein’ HER hoss, and what happened betwixt me and her, you see my mouth is shut.”
“And the columns of the ‘Clarion’ too,” said the editor, with a sigh.
“I know it’s hard, sir, but it’s better so. I’ve reckoned mebbe she was a little crazy, and since you’ve told me that Spanish yarn, it mout be that she was sort o’ playin’ she was that priest, and trained that mustang ez she did.”
After a pause, something of his old self came back into his blue eyes as he sadly hitched up his braces and passed them over his broad shoulders. “Yes, sir, I was a fool, for we’ve lost the only bit of real sensation news that ever came in the way of the ‘Clarion.'”