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“’But they’s a Englisher,’ sings out Strokher, ‘not forty miles from here as can nick the nose o’ a freckled Yank if so be occasion require.’

“Now ain’t that plum foolish-like,” observed Bunt, philosophically. “Ain’t it plum foolish-like o’ them two gesabes to go flyin’ up in the air like two he-hens on a hot plate—for nothin’ in the world but because a neat lookin’ feemale woman has looked at ’em some soft?

“Well, naturally, we others—Ally Bazan an’ me—we others throws it into ’em pretty strong about bein’ more kinds of blame fools than a pup with a bug; an’ they simmers down some, but along o’ the way home I kin see as how they’re a-glarin’ at each other, an’ a-drawin’ theirselves up proud-like an’ presumptchoous, an’ I groans again, not loud but deep, as the Good Book says.

“We has two or three more palavers with the Signorita Esperanza and stacks the deck to beat the harbor police and the Customs people an’ all, an’ to nip down the coast with our contraband. An’ each time we chins with the Signorita there’s them two locoes steppin’ and sidle’n’ around her, actin’ that silly-like that me and Ally Bazan takes an’ beats our heads agin’ the walls so soon as we’re alone just because we’re that pizen mortified.

“Fin’ly comes the last talky-talk an’ we’re to sail away next day an’ mebbee snatch the little Joker through or be took an’ hung by the Costa Guardas.

“An’ ‘Good-by,’ says Hardenberg to Esperanza, in a faintin’, die-away voice like a kitten with a cold.’An’ ain’t we goin’ to meet no more?’

“’I sure hopes as much,’ puts in Strokher, smirkin’ so’s you’d think he was a he-milliner sellin’ a bonnet.’I hope,’ says he, ‘our delightful acquaintanceship ain’t a-goin’ for to end abrupt this-a-way.’

“’Oh, you nice, big Mister Men,’ pipes up the Signorita in English, ‘we will meet down there in Gortamalar soon again, yes, because I go down by the vapour carriages to-morrow.’

“’Unprotected, too,’ says Hardenberg, waggin’ his fool head.’An’ so young!’

“Holy Geronimo! I don’t know what more fool drivelin’ they had, but they fin’ly comes away. Ally Bazan and me rounds ’em up and conducts ’em to the boat an’ puts ’em to bed like as if they was little—or drunk, an’ the next day—or next night, rather—about one o’clock, we slips the heel ropes and hobbles o’ the schooner quiet as a mountain-lion stalking a buck, and catches the out-tide through the gate o’ the bay. Lord, we was some keyed up, lemmee tell you, an’ Ally Bazan and Hardenberg was at the fore end o’ the boat with their guns ready in case o’ bein’ asked impert’nent questions by the patrol-boats.

“Well, how-some-ever, we nips out with the little Jokers (they was writ in the manifest as minin’ pumps) an’ starts south. This ‘ere paseardown to Gortamalar is the first time I goes a-gallying about on what the Three Crows calls ‘blue water’; and when that schooner hit the bar I begins to remember that my stummick and inside arrangements ain’t made o’ no chilled steel, nor yet o’ rawhide. First I gits plum sad, and shivery, and I feels as mean an’ pore as a prairie-dog w’ich ‘as eat a horned toad back’ards. I goes to Ally Bazan and gives it out as how I’m going for to die, an’ I puts it up that I’m sure sad and depressed-like; an’ don’t care much about life nohow; an’ that present surroundin’s lack that certain undescribable charm. I tells him that I knowsthe ship is goin’ to sink afore we git over the bar. Waves!—they was higher’n the masts; and I’ve rode some fair lively sun-fishers in my time, but I ain’t never struck anythin’ like the r’arin’ and buckin’ and high-an’-lofty tumblin’ that that same boat went through with those first few hours after we had come out.