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When his papa undid the ball, the paper was found to be torn into long strips, which delighted Tommy; but his father, on the other hand, seemed annoyed, possibly because it was not so easy to read in that form. Meanwhile, the clown busied himself in emptying the butter-dish into his pockets, and this did shock the boy a little, for he knew it was not polite to pocket things at meals, and wondered how he could be so nasty.

Breakfast was over at last, and the clown took Tommy’s arm and walked upstairs to the first floor with him.

‘Who’s in there?’ he asked, as they passed the spare bedroom.

‘Granny,’ said the boy; ‘she’s staying with us; only she always has breakfast in her room, you know.’

‘Why, you don’t mean to say you’ve got a granny!’ cried the clown, with joy; ‘you are a nice little boy; now we’ll have some fun with her.’ Tommy felt doubtful whether she could be induced to join them so early in the morning, and said so. ‘You knock, and say you’ve got a present for her if she’ll come out,’ suggested the clown.

‘But I haven’t,’ objected Tommy; ‘wouldn’t that be a story?’ He had unaccountably forgotten his old fondness for ‘sells.’

‘Of course it would,’ said the clown; ‘I’m always a tellin’ of ’em, I am.’

Tommy was shocked once more, as he realised that his friend was not a truthful clown. But he knocked at the door, nevertheless, and asked his grandmother to come out and see a friend of his.

‘Wait one minute, my boy,’ she answered, ‘and I’ll come out.’

Tommy was surprised to see his companion preparing to lie, face downwards, on the mat just outside the door.

‘Get up,’ he said; ‘you’ll trip grandma up if you stay there.’

‘That’s what I’m doing it for, stoopid,’ said the clown.

‘But it will hurt her,’ he cried.

‘Nothing hurts old women,’ said the clown; ‘I’ve tripped up ‘undreds of ’em, and I ought to know.’

‘Well, you shan’t trip up my granny, anyhow,’ said Tommy, stoutly; for he was not a bad-hearted boy, and his grandmother had given him a splendid box of soldiers on Christmas Day. ‘Don’t come out, granny; it’s a mistake,’ he shouted.

The clown rose with a look of disgust.

‘Do you call this actin’ like a friend to me?’ he demanded.

‘Well,’ said Tommy, apologetically, ‘she’s my granny, you see.’

‘She ain’t my granny, and, if she was, I’d let you trip her up, I would; I ain’t selfish. I shan’t stop with you any longer.’

‘Oh, do,’ said Tommy; ‘we’ll go and play somewhere else.’

‘Well,’ said the clown, relenting, ‘if you’re a good boy you shall see me make a butter-slide in the hall.’

Then Tommy saw how he had wronged him in thinking he had pocketed the butter out of mere greediness, and he felt ashamed and penitent; the clown made a beautiful slide, though Tommy wished he would not insist upon putting all the butter that was left down his back.

‘There’s a ring at the bell,’ said the clown; ‘I’ll open the door, and you hide and see the fun.’

So Tommy hid himself round a corner as the door opened.

‘Walk in, sir,’ said the clown, politely.

‘Master Tommy in?’ said a jolly, hearty voice. It was dear old Uncle John, who had taken him to the pantomime the night before. ‘I thought I’d look in and see if he would care to come with me to the Crystal—-oh!’ And there was a scuffling noise and a heavy bump.

Tommy ran out, full of remorse. Uncle John was sitting on the tiles rubbing his head, and, oddly enough, did not look at all funny.

‘Oh, uncle,’ cried the boy, ‘you’re not hurt? I didn’t know it was you!’

‘I’m a bit shaken, my boy, that’s all,’ said his uncle; ‘one doesn’t come down like a feather at my age.’ And he picked himself slowly up. ‘Well, I must get home again,’ he said; ‘no Crystal Palace to-day, Tommy, after this. Good-bye.’