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Told In The Poorhouse
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“My! I guess when she see him doin’ his own washin’, she thought the pocket-book was a small affair,” interpolated Mrs. Niles.
“She used to go round peerin’ into his winders when he wa’n’t there, an’ one day, arter he’d gone off to trade some steers, she jest spunked up courage an’ went in an’ cleaned all up. I see the bed airin’, an’ went over an’ ketched her at it. She hadn’t more’n got through an’ stepped outside when Josh come home, an’ what should he do but take the wheelbarrer an’, beat out as he was drivin’ oxen five mile, go down to the gravel-pit an’ get a barrerful o’ gravel. He wheeled it up to the side door, an’ put a plank over the steps, an’ wheeled it right in. An’ then he dumped it in the middle o’ his clean floor. That was the last o’ her tryin’ to do for him on the sly.
“I should ha’ had some patience with him if ‘twa’n’t for one thing he done to spite her. Seemed as if he meant to shame her that way afore the whole neighborhood. He wouldn’t speak to her himself, but he sent a painter by trade to tell her he was goin’ to paint the house, an’ to ask her what color she’d ruther have. The painter said she acted sort o’ wild, she was so pleased. She told him yaller; an’ Josh had him go right to work on’t next day. But he had her half painted yaller, an’ his a kind of a drab, I guess you’d call it. He sold a piece o’ ma’sh to pay for’t. Dr. Parks said you might as well kill a woman with a hatchet, as the man did down to Sudleigh, as put her through such treatment. My! ain’t it growin’ late? Here, let me set back by the winder. I want to see who goes by, to-day. An’ I’ll cut my story short.
“Well, they lived jest that way. Lyddy Ann she looked like an old woman, in a month or two. She looked every minute as old as you do, Mis’ Gridley. Ain’t you sixty-nine? Well, she wa’n’t but thirty-six. Her hair turned gray, an’ she was all stooped over. Sometimes I thought she wa’n’t jest right. I used to go in to see if she’d go coltsfootin’ with me, or plummin’; but she never’d make me no answer. I recollect two things she said. One day, she set rockin’ back’ards an’ for’ards in a straight chair, holdin’ her hands round her knees, an’ she says,–
“‘I ‘ain’t got no pride, Sally Flint! I ‘ain’t got no pride!’
“An’ once she looked up kind o’ pitiful an’ says, ‘Ain’t it queer I can’t die?’ But, poor creatur’, I never thought she knew what she was sayin’. She’d ha’ been the last one to own she wa’n’t contented if she’d had any gover’ment over her words.
“Well, Josh he’d turned the hired man away because he couldn’t do for him over the airtight stove, an’ he got men to help him by days’ works. An’ through the winter, he jest set over the fire an’ sucked his claws, an’ thought how smart he was. But one day ’twas awful cold, an’ we’d been tryin’ out lard, an’ the fat ketched fire, an’ everything was all up in arms, anyway. Cyrus he was goin’ by Josh’s, an’ he didn’t see no smoke from the settin’-room stove. So he jest went to the side door an’ walked in, an’ there set Josh in the middle o’ the room. Couldn’t move hand nor foot! Cyrus didn’t stop for no words, but he run over to our house, hollerin’, ‘Josh Harden’s got a stroke!’ An’ ma’am left the stove all over fat an’ run, an’ I arter her, I guess Lyddy Ann must ha’ seen us comin’, for we hadn’t more’n got into the settin’-room afore she was there. The place was cold as a barn, an’ it looked like a hurrah’s nest. Josh never moved, but his eyes follered her when she went into the bedroom to spread up the bed.