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Things
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Theo felt that there was too much lint on the conversation and too little on their hands. She found herself one with a dozen girls who had been wrens and wanted to be eagles. Two of them learned motor repairing and got across to France. Theo wanted to go, but her mother refused. After a dignified protest from Mrs. Duke, Theo became telephone girl at Red Cross headquarters, till she had learned shorthand and typing, and was able to serve the head of the state Red Cross as secretary. She envied the motor-corps women in their uniforms, but she exulted in power—in being able to give quick, accurate information to the distressed women who came fluttering to headquarters.
Mrs. Duke felt that typing was low. Theo was protected by her father.
“Good thing for the girl to have business training,” he kept insisting, till the commanding officer of the house impatiently consented.
It was the American Library Association collection which turned Theo from a dim uneasiness about the tyranny of possessions to active war. She bounced into the largest drawing room one dinner time, ten minutes late, crying: “Let’s go over all our books tonight and weed out a dandy bunch for the soldiers!”
Mrs. Duke ruled: “Really, my dear, if you would only try to be on time for your meals! It’s hard enough on Lizzie and myself to keep the house running—”
“Come, come, come! Get your hat off and comb your hair and get ready for dinner. I’m almost starved!” grumbled Mr. Duke.
Theo repeated the demand as soon as she was seated. The soldiers, she began, needed—
“We occasionally read the newspapers ourselves! Of course we shall be very glad to give what books we can spare. But there doesn’t seem to be any necessity of going at things in this—this—hit-or-a-miss! Besides, I have some letters to write this evening,” stated Mrs. Duke.
“Well, I’m going over them anyway!”
“I wish to see any books
before you send them away!”
With Theo visualizing herself carrying off a carload of books, the Dukes ambled to the library after finishing dinner—and finishing coffee, a cigar and chocolate peppermints, and a discussion of the proper chintz for the shabby chairs in the guest room. Theo realized as she looked at the lofty, benign, and carefully locked bookcases that she hadn’t touched one of the books for a year; that for six months she hadn’t seen anyone enter the room for any purpose other than sweeping.
After fifteen minutes spent in studying every illustration in a three-volume history Mrs. Duke announced: “Here’s something I think we might give away, Lym. Nobody has ever read it. A good many of the pages are uncut. ”
Mr. Duke protested: “Give that away? No, sir! I been meaning to get at that for a long time. Why, that’s a valuable history. Tells all about modern Europe. Man ought to read it to get an idea of the sources of the war. ”
“But you never will read it, Papa,” begged Theo.
“Now, Theo,” her mother remonstrated in the D. A. R. manner, “if your father wishes to keep it that’s all there is to be said, and we will make no more words about it. ” She returned the three volumes to the shelf.
“I’ll turn it over to you just as soon as I’ve read it,” her father obliged. Theo reflected that if any soldiers in the current conflict were to see the history they would have to prolong the war till 1950.
But she tried to look grateful while her father went on: “Tell you what I was thinking, though, Mother. Here’s these two shelves of novels—none of ’em by standard authors—all just moonshine or blood and thunder. Let’s clear out the whole bunch. ”