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Pattie Batch was lovely. Everybody knew it; and there’s no denying it. Grief had not left her wan and apathetic. She had been “a little man.” She had been so much of a little man that she was now much more of a little woman than ever she had been before. In respect to her bewitching endearments, there’s no mincing matters, at all. It would shame a man to ‘hem and haw and qualify. She was adorable. Beauty of youth and heart of tenderness: a quaint little womanly child of seventeen–gowned, now, in a black dress, long-skirted, to be sure! of her mother’s old-fashioned wearing. Gray eyes, wide, dark-lashed, sun-sparkling and shadowy, and willful dark hair, a sweetly tilted little nose, a boyish, masterful way, coquettish twinkles, dimples in most perilous places, rosy cheeks, a tender little figure, an aristocratic toss to her head: why, indeed–the catalogue of her charms has no end to it! Courage to boot, too–as though youth and loveliness were not sufficient endowment–and uncompromising honesty with herself and all the world. She took in washing from the camps: there was nothing else to do, with Gray Billy Batch lost in Rattle Water, and now decently stowed away by the Reverend John Fairmeadow. It was lonely in Gray Billy Batch’s cabin, now, of course; it was sometimes almost intolerably so–and ghostly, too, with echoes of long-past footsteps and memories of soft motherly words. Pattie Batch, however, a practical little person, knew in her own mind, you must be informed, exactly how to still the haunting echoes and transform the memories into blessed companions of her busy, gentle solitude; but she had not as yet managed the solution.

Pattie Batch wanted a baby. Companionship, of course, would be a mere by-product of a baby’s presence in the cabin; the real wealth and advantage would be a glowing satisfaction in the baby. At any rate, Pattie Batch wanted one: she always had–and she simply couldn’t help it. Babies, however, were not numerous at Swamp’s End; in point of fact, there was only one–a perfectly adorable infant, it must be understood, a suitable child, and worthy, in every respect, of being heartily desired by any woman–which unhappily belonged to the bartender who lived with Pale Peter of the Red Elephant saloon. No use asking for that baby! Not outright. It could be borrowed, however. Pattie Batch had borrowed it; she had borrowed it frequently, of late, and had mysteriously measured it with a calculating eye, and had estimated, and scowled in doubt, and scratched her head, and pursed her sweet red lips, and had secretly spanned the baby, from chin to toe and across the back, with an industriously inquiring thumb and little finger. But a borrowed baby, it seems, is of no use whatsoever; the satisfaction is said to be temporary–nothing more–and to leave a sense of vacant arms and a stinging aggravation of envy. So what Pattie Batch wanted was a baby to keep –a baby she could call her own and cherish against meddling–a baby that should be so rosy and fat and curly, so neat and white, so scrubbed and highly polished from crown to toe-nails, that every mother in the land, beholding, would promptly expire on the spot of amazement, incredulity and sheer jealousy.

There were babies at Elegant Corners–a frowzy, listless mud-hole of the woods, near by. They were all possessed by one mother, too. The last comer had appeared in the fall of the year; and Pattie Batch–when the great news came down to Swamp’s End–had instantly taken the trail for Elegant Corners.

“Got another, eh?” says she, flatly, to the wretched Mrs. Limp.

“Uh-huh!” Mrs. Limp sighed and rolled her eyes, as though, God save us! the ultimate misfortune had fallen upon her. “Number eight,” she groaned.

“Don’t you like it?” Pattie demanded, hopefully.

Mrs. Limp was so deeply submerged in tears that she failed to commit herself.