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There was quite a gathering of neighbors at the Bascoms’ on this particular July afternoon. No invitations had been sent out, and none were needed. A common excitement had made it vital that people should drop in somewhere, and speculate about certain interesting matters well known to be going on in the community, but going on in such an underhand and secretive fashion that it well-nigh destroyed one’s faith in human nature.

The sitting-room door was open into the entry, so that whatever breeze there was might come in, and an unusual glimpse of the new foreroom rug was afforded the spectators. Everything was as neat as wax, for Diadema was a housekeeper of the type fast passing away. The great coal stove was enveloped in its usual summer wrapper of purple calico, which, tied neatly about its ebony neck and portly waist, gave it the appearance of a buxom colored lady presiding over the assembly. The kerosene lamps stood in a row on the high, narrow mantelpiece, each chimney protected from the flies by a brown paper bag inverted over its head. Two plaster Samuels praying under the pink mosquito netting adorned the ends of the shelf. There were screens at all the windows, and Diadema fidgeted nervously when a visitor came in the mosquito netting door, for fear a fly should sneak in with her.

On the wall were certificates of membership in the Missionary Society; a picture of Maidens welcoming Washington in the Streets of Alexandria, in a frame of cucumber seeds; and an interesting document setting forth the claims of the Dunnell family as old settlers long before the separation of Maine from Massachusetts,–the fact bein’ established by an obituary notice reading, “In Saco, December 1791, Dorcas, daughter of Abiathar Dunnell, two months old of Fits unbaptized.”

“He may be goin’ to marry Eunice, and he may not,” observed Almira Berry; “though what she wants of Reuben Hobson is more ‘n I can make out. I never see a widower straighten up as he has this last year. I guess he’s been lookin’ round pretty lively, but couldn’t find anybody that was fool enough to give him any encouragement.”

“Mebbe she wants to get married,” said Hannah Sophia, in a tone that spoke volumes. “When Parson Perkins come to this parish, one of his first calls was on Eunice Emery. He always talked like the book o’ Revelation; so says he, `have you got your weddin’ garment on, Miss Emery?’ says he. `No,’ says she, `but I ben tryin’ to these twenty years.’ She was always full of her jokes, Eunice was!”

“The Emerys was always a humorous family,” remarked Diadema, as she annihilated a fly with a newspaper. “Old Silas Emery was an awful humorous man. He used to live up on the island; and there come a freshet one year, and he said he got his sofy ‘n’ chairs off, anyhow!” That was just his jokin’. He hadn’t a sign of a sofy in the house; ‘t was his wife Sophy he meant, she that was Sophy Swett. Then another time, when I was a little mite of a thin runnin’ in ‘n’ out o’ his yard, he caught holt o’ me, and says he, `You’d better take care, sissy; when I kill you and two more, thet’ll be three children I’ve killed!’ Land! you couldn’t drag me inside that yard for years afterwards. . . . There! she’s got a fire in the cook-stove; there’s a stream o’ smoke comin’ out o’ the kitchen chimbley. I’m willin’ to bet my new rug she’s goin’ to be married tonight!”

“Mebbe she’s makin’ jell’,” suggested Hannah Sophia.

“Jell’!” ejaculated Mrs. Jot scornfully. “Do you s’pose Eunice Emery would build up a fire in the middle o’ the afternoon ‘n’ go to makin’ a jell’, this hot day? Besides, there ain’t a currant gone into her house this week, as I happen to know.”