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The Transfiguration Of Miss Philura
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“But she said that she had money, and that she was going to get married,” persisted Miss Pratt. “You don’t suppose”–lowering her strident tones to a whisper–“that the poor thing is going crazy?”
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Mrs. Van Deuser had concentrated her intellectual and penetrating orbs upon a certain triangular knob that garnished the handle of her visitor’s umbrella; she vouchsafed no reply. When she did speak, after the lapse of some moments, it was to dismiss that worthy person with a practiced ease and adroitness which permitted of nothing further, either in the way of information or conjecture.
“Philura is, after all, a distant relative of my own,” soliloquized Mrs. Van Deuser, “and as such is entitled to consideration.”
Her subsequent cogitations presently took shape to themselves and became a letter, dispatched in the evening mail and bearing the address of the Rev. Silas Pettibone, Innisfield. Mrs. Van Deuser recalled in this missive Miss Philura’s “unfortunate visit” to the Ontological Club, and the patent indications of its equally unfortunate consequences. “I should be inclined to take myself severely to task in the matter,” wrote the excellent and conscientious lady, “if I had not improved the opportunity to explain at length, in the hearing of my misguided relative, the nature and scope of God’s controlling providence, as signally displayed in His dealings with the humbler classes of society. As an under-shepherd of the lowly flock to which Miss Rice belongs, my dear Mr. Pettibone, I lay her spiritual state before you, and beg that you will at once endeavor to set right her erroneous views of the overruling guidance of the Supreme Being. I shall myself intercede for Philura before the Throne of Grace.”
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The Rev. Silas Pettibone read this remarkable communication with interest; indeed, after returning it to its envelope and bestowing it in his most inaccessible coat-pocket, the under-shepherd of the lowly flock of Innisfield gave himself the task of resurrecting and reperusing the succinct yet weighty words of Mrs. Van Deuser.
If the Rev. Silas had been blessed with a wife, to whose nimbler wits he might have submitted the case, it is probable that he would not have sat for so long a time in his great chair brooding over the contents of the violet-tinted envelope from Boston. But unfortunately the good minister had been forced to lay his helpmate beneath the rough sods of the village churchyard some three years previous. Since this sad event, it is scarcely necessary to state, he had found it essential to his peace of mind to employ great discretion in his dealings with the female members of his flock. He viewed the matter in hand with vague misgivings. Strangely enough, he had not heard of Miss Philura’s good fortune, and to his masculine and impartial vision there had appeared no especial change in the aspect or conduct of the the little woman.
“Let me think,” he mused, passing his white hand through the thick, dark locks, just touched with gray, which shaded his perplexed forehead. He was a personable man, was the Rev. Silas Pettibone. “Let me think: Miss Philura has been very regular in her attendance at church and prayer-meeting of late. No, I have observed nothing wrong–nothing blameworthy in her walk and conversation. But I can not approve of these–ah–clubs.” He again cast his eye upon the letter. “Ontology, now, is certainly not a fit subject for the consideration of the female mind.”
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