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“Wal, the Gineral he got a letter about an estate that had come to him in England; and he had to go over. Wal, livin’ on the next estate, was the very cousin of the Gineral’s that he was to a married when they was both young: the lands joined so that the grounds run together. What came between them two nobody knows; but she never married, and there she was. There was high words between the Gineral and Madam Sullivan about his goin’ over. She said there wa’n’t no sort o’ need on’t, and he said there was; and she said she hoped she should be in her grave afore he come back; and he said she might suit herself about that for all him. That ‘are was the story that the housekeeper told to Aunt Polly; and Aunt Polly she told me. These ‘ere squabbles somehow allers does kind o’ leak out one way or t’other. Anyhow, it was a house divided agin itself at the Gineral’s, when he was a fixin’ out for the voyage. There was Ruth a goin’ fust to one, and then to t’other, and tryin’ all she could to keep peace beteen ’em; and there was this ‘ere Master Slick Tongue talkin’ this way to one side, and that way to t’other, and the old Gineral kind o’ like a shuttle-cock atween ’em.

“Wal, then, the night afore he sailed, the Gineral he hed his lawyer up in his library there, a lookin’ over all his papers and bonds and things, and a witnessing his will; and Master Jeff was there, as lively as a cricket, a goin’ into all affairs, and offerin’ to take precious good care while he was gone; and the Gineral he had his papers and letters out, a sortin’ on ’em over, which was to be took to the old country, and which was to be put in a trunk to go back to Lawyer Dennis’s office.

“Wal, Abner Ginger, Polly’s boy, he that was footman and waiter then at the Gineral’s, he told me, that, about eight o’clock that evening he went up with hot water and lemons and sperits and sich, and he see the gret green table in the library all strewed and covered with piles o’ papers; and there was tin boxes a standin’ round; and the Gineral a packin’ a trunk, and young Master Jeff, as lively and helpful as a rat that smells cheese. And then the Gineral he says, ‘Abner,’ says he, ‘can you write your name?’–‘I should hope so, Gineral.’ says Abner.–‘Wal, then, Abner,’ says he, ‘this is my last will; and I want you to witness it,’ and so Abner he put down his name opposite to a place with a wafer and a seal; and then the Gineral, he says, ‘Abner, you tell Ginger to come here.’ That, you see, was his housekeeper, my Aunt Polly’s sister, and a likely woman as ever was. And so they had her up, and she put down her name to the will; and then Aunt Polly she was had up (she was drinking tea there that night), and she put down her name. And all of ’em did it with good heart, ’cause it had got about among ’em that the will was to provide for Miss Ruth; for everybody loved Ruth, ye see, and there was consid’ble many stories kind o’ goin’ the rounds about Master Jeff and his doin’s. And they did say he sort o’ kep’ up the strife atween the Gineral and my lady, and so they didn’t think none too well o’ him; and, as he was next o’ kin, and Miss Ruth wa’n’t none o’ the Gineral’s blood (ye see, she was Mis’ Sullivan’s sister’s child), of course there wouldn’t nothin’ go to Miss Ruth in way o’ law, and so that was why the signin’ o’ that ‘are will was so much talked about among ’em.”