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And it worked–oh, land, yes! it worked. Peter’s letters and circulars would satisfy anybody that black was white, and the free trial was a sure bait. I don’t know why ’tis, but if you offered the smallpox free, there’d be a barrel of victims waiting in line to come down with it. Brown rigged up a little shanty on the bluff in front of the “Old Home,” and filled it full of barometers and thermometers and chronometers and charts, and put Beriah and Eben inside to look wise and make b’lieve do something. That was the office of “The South Shore Weather Bureau,” and ’twas sort of sacred and holy, and ‘twould kill you to see the boarders tip- toeing up and peeking in the winder to watch them two old coots squinting through a telescope at the sky or scribbling rubbish on paper. And Beriah was right ‘most every time. I don’t know why– my notion is that he was born that way, same as some folks are born lightning calculators–but I’ll never forget the first time Peter asked him how he done it.

“Wall,” drawls Beriah, “now to-day looks fine and clear, don’t it? But last night my left elbow had rheumatiz in it, and this morning my bones ache, and my right toe-j’int is sore, so I know we’ll have an easterly wind and rain this evening. If it had been my left toe now, why–“

Peter held up both hands.

“That’ll do,” he says. “I ain’t asking any more questions. ONLY, if the boarders or outsiders ask you how you work it, you cut out the bones and toe business and talk science and temperature to beat the cars. Understand, do you? It’s science or no eight-fifty in the pay envelope. Left toe-joint!” And he goes off grinning.

We had to have Eben, though he wasn’t wuth a green hand’s wages as a prophet. But him and Beriah stuck by each other like two flies in the glue-pot, and you couldn’t hire one without t’other. Peter said ’twas all right–two prophets looked better’n one, anyhow; and, as subscriptions kept up pretty well, and the Bureau paid a fair profit, Jonadab and me didn’t kick.

In July, Mrs. Freeman–she had charge of the upper decks in the “Old Home” and was rated head chambermaid–up and quit, and being as we couldn’t get another capable Cape Codder just then, Peter fetched down a woman from New York; one that a friend of old Dillaway’s recommended. She was able seaman so far’s the work was concerned, but she’d been good-looking once and couldn’t forget it, and she was one of them clippers that ain’t happy unless they’ve got a man in tow. You know the kind: pretty nigh old enough to be a coal-barge, but all rigged up with bunting and frills like a yacht.

Her name was Kelly, Emma Kelly, and she was a widow–whether from choice or act of Providence I don’t know. The other women servants was all down on her, of course, ’cause she had city ways and a style of wearing her togs that made their Sunday gowns and bonnets look like distress signals. But they couldn’t deny that she was a driver so far’s her work was concerned. She’d whoop through the hotel like a no’theaster and have everything done, and done well, by two o’clock in the afternoon. Then she’d be ready to dress up and go on parade to astonish the natives.

Men–except the boarders, of course–was scarce around Wellmouth Port. First the Kelly lady begun to flag Cap’n Jonadab and me, but we sheered off and took to the offing. Jonadab, being a widower, had had his experience, and I never had the marrying disease and wasn’t hankering to catch it. So Emma had to look for other victims, and the prophet-shop looked to her like the most likely feeding-ground.