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The Snoring Ghost
by
“We knelt again for the Benediction, and then went back through the summer fields.
“The red-haired young lady talked very little. Once she said:
“‘How is it we have never heard you sing?’
“To which the Irishman replied:
“‘I don’t understand music, I sing by ear; and I hate ‘company’ performances. I will sing to you whenever you like.’
“‘Mary,’ said Fatima, when we were in our room again, ‘I believe those two will marry each other some day.’
“‘So do I,’ I answered; ‘but don’t say anything about it to Lucy.’
“‘No, indeed!’ said Fatima, warmly. So we kept this idea sacred from Miss Lucy’s comments–why, I do not think either of us could have told in words.
‘Pity, that pleasant impressions–pity, that most impressions–pass away so soon!
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“The evening was not altogether so satisfactory as the afternoon had been. First, Miss Lucy took us to see her sister’s wedding-presents, most of which were still here in her mother’s keeping. They were splendid, and Miss Lucy was eloquent. From them we dawdled on into her room, where she displayed her own treasures, with a running commentary on matters of taste and fashion, which lasted till it was time to dress for the evening, when she made the usual inquiry, ‘What shall you put on to-night, my dear girls?’ and we blushed to own that there was nothing further of our limited toilettes to reveal.
“In the drawing-room, similar subjects of conversation awaited us. Our hostess and her friends did not seem to care much for reading, and, as they did not work on Sunday evening, they talked the more. The chatter ran chiefly upon the Bath fashions, and upon some ball which had been held somewhere, where somebody had been dressed after a manner that it appeared needful to protest against; whilst somebody else (a cousin of our hostess) was at all points so perfectly attired, that it seemed as if she should have afforded ample consolation for the other lady’s defects.
“Upon the beauty of this cousin, her father’s wealth, and her superabundant opportunities of matrimony, Miss Lucy enlarged to us, as we sat in a corner. Another of her peculiarities, by-the-by, was this. By her own account, all her relatives and friends were in some sense beautiful. The men were generally ‘splendidly handsome;’ the ladies, ‘the loveliest creatures.’ If not ‘lovely,’ they were ‘stylish;’ if nothing else, they were ‘charming.’ For those who were beyond the magic circle, this process was reversed. If pretty, they ‘wanted style.’ If the dress was beyond criticism, the nose, the complexion, the hand was at fault. I have met with this trait in other cliques, since then.
“My dear Ida, I wish to encourage no young lady of the hoydenish age of thirteen, in despising nice dressing and pretty looks and manners; or in neglecting to pick up any little hints which she may glean in such things from older friends. But there are people to whom these questions seem of such first importance, that to be with them when you are young and impressionable, is to feel every defect in your own personal appearance to be a crime, and to believe that there is neither worth, nor love, nor happiness (no life, in fact, worth living for) connected with much less than ten thousand a year, and ‘connections.’ Through some such ordeal we passed that evening, in seeing and hearing of all the expensive luxuries without which it seemed impossible to feed, dress, sleep, go out–in fact, exist; and all the equally expensive items of adornment, without which it appeared to be impossible to have (or at any rate retain) the respect and affection of your friends.
“Meanwhile, the evening slipped by, and our Sunday reading had not been accomplished. We had found little good habits less easy to maintain in a strange household than we had thought, and this one seemed likely to follow some others that had been allowed to slip. The red-haired young lady had been absent for about half an hour, and the Irishman had been prowling restlessly round the room, performing murderous-looking fidgets with the paper-knives, when she returned with a book in her hand, which she settled herself resolutely to read. The Irishman gave a comical glance at the serious-looking volume, and then, seating himself on a chair just behind her, found apparent peace in the effort to sharpen a flat ruler on his knees. The young lady read on. It was evident that her Sunday customs were not apt to be disturbed by circumstances.