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And Battersea Park Road dozed on–calm, intellectual, law-abiding.

A friend of his told him that there had once been a murder in one of these flats. He did not believe it. If any of these white-corpuscled clams ever swatted a fly, it was much as they could do. The thing was ridiculous on the face of it. If they were capable of murder, they would have murdered Alf Brooks.

He stood in the road, and looked up at the placid buildings resentfully.

‘Grr-rr-rr!’ he growled, and kicked the side-walk.

And, even as he spoke, on the balcony of a second-floor flat there appeared a woman, an elderly, sharp-faced woman, who waved her arms and screamed, ‘Policeman! Officer! Come up here! Come up here at once!’

Up the stone stairs went Constable Plimmer at the run. His mind was alert and questioning. Murder? Hardly murder, perhaps. If it had been that, the woman would have said so. She did not look the sort of woman who would be reticent about a thing like that. Well, anyway, it was something; and Edward Plimmer had been long enough in Battersea to be thankful for small favours. An intoxicated husband would be better than nothing. At least he would be something that a fellow could get his hands on to and throw about a bit.

The sharp-faced woman was waiting for him at the door. He followed her into the flat.

‘What is it, ma’am?’

‘Theft! Our cook has been stealing!’

She seemed sufficiently excited about it, but Constable Plimmer felt only depression and disappointment. A stout admirer of the sex, he hated arresting women. Moreover, to a man in the mood to tackle anarchists with bombs, to be confronted with petty theft is galling. But duty was duty. He produced his notebook.

‘She is in her room. I locked her in. I know she has taken my brooch. We have missed money. You must search her.’

‘Can’t do that, ma’am. Female searcher at the station.’

‘Well, you can search her box.’

A little, bald, nervous man in spectacles appeared as if out of a trap. As a matter of fact, he had been there all the time, standing by the bookcase; but he was one of those men you do not notice till they move and speak.

‘Er–Jane.’

‘Well, Henry?’

The little man seemed to swallow something.

‘I–I think that you may possibly be wronging Ellen. It is just possible, as regards the money–‘ He smiled in a ghastly manner and turned to the policeman. ‘Er–officer, I ought to tell you that my wife–ah–holds the purse-strings of our little home; and it is just possible that in an absent-minded moment I may have–‘

‘Do you mean to tell me, Henry, that you have been taking my money?’

‘My dear, it is just possible that in the abs–‘

‘How often?’

He wavered perceptibly. Conscience was beginning to lose its grip.

‘Oh, not often.’

‘How often? More than once?’

Conscience had shot its bolt. The little man gave up the Struggle.

‘No, no, not more than once. Certainly not more than once.’

‘You ought not to have done it at all. We will talk about that later. It doesn’t alter the fact that Ellen is a thief. I have missed money half a dozen times. Besides that, there’s the brooch. Step this way, officer.’

Constable Plimmer stepped that way–his face a mask. He knew who was waiting for them behind the locked door at the end of the passage. But it was his duty to look as if he were stuffed, and he did so.

* * * * *

She was sitting on her bed, dressed for the street. It was her afternoon out, the sharp-faced woman had informed Constable Plimmer, attributing the fact that she had discovered the loss of the brooch in time to stop her a direct interposition of Providence. She was pale, and there was a hunted look in her eyes.