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“Before we were two days out from Sandy Hook I got a taste of the skipper’s caliber. A man aloft–a big, red-headed fellow, gave me an insolent answer from the cro’-jack yard, and I called him down. When he reached the deck I was ready, and sent him reeling over the break of the poop with one smash on the jaw. He was satisfied to go aloft again and answer civilly when spoken to; but the skipper, who had watched the performance, was not. He called me over to the lee alley and faced me, his face fairly alive with rage and contempt.

“‘Say, you–you–you Sunday school teacher! Is that the way you expect to handle men in these packets? Hey?’

“‘I didn’t hit him hard, sir,’ I answered. ‘I didn’t hurt him. He’s aloft now, at work.’

“‘You didn’t hurt him? No, I’ll warrant you didn’t! Why didn’t you follow him up, watch for his knife, and take it away from him? ‘Fraid of him? Hey? How do you expect to get along wi’ this kind of a crew if you’re content with one smash? Follow it up, man! Follow up your first blow with another, and another, till you’re sure of him.’

“‘Oh, I understand, Captain,’ I said. ‘Well, sir, I’m not worrying over any further trouble with that fellow. He’s had enough.’

“‘Make sure of it. You’ll get no sympathy from me if he wins out.’

“It seems that the way of deep water was not the way of the packets. Somewhat impressed by this, I waited until eight bells, when the red-head came down–his job was merely the passing of new ribbons in place of old–and tackled him amidships, as he went forward.

“‘Well,’ I said. ‘What do you think? The skipper says I didn’t give you enough. Have you had enough, or do you want more?’

“He looked me squarely in the eyes, and his hand wandered toward his sheath knife in his belt. Mine wandered toward a pistol in my hip pocket.

“‘I’m ‘fore the mast, sir,’ he said; ‘and as a man ‘fore the mast–yes, of course I’ve had enough. But I’ve been aft, and I may be aft again. Then, too, you may be ‘fore the mast. Well, sir, I know the law.’

“‘Forecastle lawyer, are you?’ I asked derisively.

“‘Yes, and more,’ he exploded. ‘Your superior in seamanship, you blanked whitewashed son of a ship owner!’

“My fist shot out; but he dodged it, and ran forward. I sent a belaying pin after him, and it hit him on the shoulder; but I doubt that it hurt him.

“In the next twenty-four hours four men came aft to the skipper for medical treatment from the medicine chest. Red-head had disabled them, in one way or another. One had a broken rib, the result of a punch; the skipper set it. Another had lost some teeth, and showed a few more that were loose. The skipper called upon the carpenter and his pliers to remove these, and sent the man forward. Another was carried aft, unconscious from a fist blow under the ear; and the skipper could only lay him out on a cabin transom to wait until he came to. The last was a case of asthma. Red-head had planted his fist plumb upon his throat, and the resultant inflammation threatened to strangle the man. But the skipper gave him a porous plaster for his chest, and a big cathartic pill by means of which the man came around. You know the Yankee skipper’s formula: break your leg or lose your mother–take a pill.

“Well, the outcome of this was that the skipper held a conference of himself, the first mate, and myself. He stated the situation: a man forward was a menace to the tranquillity and the safety of the ship. Who would take him down?

“The first mate, with a look of patronizing pity at me, said to the captain, ‘I’ll do this, if nobody else can,’ again the look of pity. ‘I’ll show him who’s who, and what, and which.’