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“Give him some good, hot coffee, Patsy, and anything he wants to eat,” commanded Chip, more sharply than was his habit. “And don’t be all day about it, either.”

That settled it, of course; Chip, being foreman, was to be obeyed–unless Patsy would rather roll his blankets and hunt a new job. He took to muttering weird German sentences the while he brought out two pies and poured black coffee into a cup. The reveler drank the coffee–three cups of it–ate a whole blueberry pie, and was consoled. He even wanted to embrace Patsy again, but was restrained by the others. After that he went over and laid down in the shade of the bed-wagon, and straightway began to snore with much energy and enthusiasm.

Chip watched him a minute and then went and sat down on the shady side of the bed-tent and began gloomily to roll a cigarette. The rest of the Happy Family silently followed his example; for a long while no one said a word.

It certainly was a shock to see Weary like that. Not because it is unusual for a man of the range to get in that condition–for on the contrary, it is rather commonplace. And the Happy Family had lived the life too long to judge a man harshly because of an occasional indiscreet departure from the path virtuous; they knew that the man might be a good fellow, after all. In the West grows Charity sturdily, with branches quite broad enough to cover certain defections on the part of such men as Weary Davidson.

For that, the real shock came in the utter unexpectedness of the thing–and from the fact that a man, even though prone to indulge in such riotous conduct, is supposed to forswear such indulgence when he has other and more important things to do. Weary had been sent afar on a matter of business; he had ridden Glory, a horse belonging to the Flying U. His arrival without the strays he had been sent after; without even the horse he had ridden away–that was the real disaster. He had broken a trust; he had, apparently, appropriated a horse that did not belong to him, which was worse. But the Happy Family were loyal, to a man. They did not condemn him; they were only waiting for him to sleep himself into a condition to explain the mystery.

“Somebody’s doped him,” said Pink with decision, after three hours of shying around the subject. “You’ll see; somebody’s doped him and likely took Glory away when they’d got him batty enough not to know the difference. Yuh mind the queer look in his eyes? And he acts queer. So help me Josephine! I’d sure like to get next to the man that traded horses with him.”

The Happy Family breathed deeply; they were all, apparently, thinking the same thing.

“By golly, that’s what,” spoke Slim, with decision. “He does act like a man that had been doped.”

“Whisky straight wouldn’t make that much difference in a man,” averred Jack Bates. “Yuh can’t get Weary on the fight, hardly, when he’s sober; and look at the way he was in town–hot to slaughter that Chinaman that wasn’t doing a thing to him, and saying how he hated Chinks. Weary don’t; he always says, when Patsy don’t make enough pie to go round, that if he was running the outfit he’d have a Chink to cook.”

“Aw, look at the way he acted t’ Rusty–and he thinks a lot uh Rusty, too,” put in Happy Jack, who felt the importance of discovery and was in an unusually complacent mood. “And he was going t’ hang Pink up by the heels and–“

Pink turned round and looked at him fixedly, and Happy Jack became suddenly interested in his cigarette.

“Say, he’ll sure be sore when he comes to himself, though,” observed Cal. “I don’t know how he’s going to square himself with his school-ma’am. Joe Meeker was into Rusty’s place while the big setting comes off; I would uh given him a gentle hint about keeping his face closed, only Weary wouldn’t let me off my horse. Joe’ll sure give a high-colored picture uh the performance.”