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“You’re batty,” Pink told him sorrowfully, the while they led him out through the lane. “We’re the best friends yuh got–only yuh don’t appreciate us.”

Weary glared at him through a tangle of brown hair, and remarked further, in tones that one could hear a mile, upon the subject of Pink’s treachery and the particular kind of death he deserved to die.

Pink shrugged his shoulder and grew sulky; then, old friendship growing strong within him, he sought to soothe him.

But Weary absolutely declined to be soothed. Cal, serene in his fancied favoritism, attempted the impossible, and was greeted with language which no man living had ever before heard from the lips of Weary the sunny. Jack Bates and Happy Jack, profiting by his experience, wisely kept silence.

For this, the homeward ride was not the companionable gallop it usually was. They tried to learn from Weary what he had done with Glory, and whence came the mud-colored cayuse with the dim, blotched brand, that he bestrode. They asked also where were the horses he had been sent to bring.

In return, Weary began viciously to dissect their pedigree and general moral characters.

After that, they gave over trying to question or to reason, and the last two miles they rode in utter silence. Weary, tiring of venom that brought no results, subsided gradually into mutterings, and then into sullen silence, so that, save for his personal appearance, they reached camp quite decorously.

Chip met them at the bed wagon, where they slipped dispiritedly off their horses and began to unsaddle–all save Weary; he stared around him, got cautiously to the ground and walked, with that painfully circumspect stride sometimes affected by the intoxicated, over to the cook-tent.

“Well,” snapped Chip to the others, “For once in his life, Happy was right.”

Weary, still planting his feet primly upon the trampled grass, went smiling up to the stupefied Patsy.

“Lord, how I do love a big, fat, shiny Dutch cook!” he murmured, and flung his long arms around him in a hug that caused Patsy to grunt. “How yuh was, already, Dutchy? Got any pie in this man’s cow-camp?”

Patsy scowled and drew haughtily away from his embrace; there was one thing he would not endure, even from Weary: it was having his nationality too lightly mentioned. To call him Dutchy was a direct insult, and the Happy Family never did it to his face–unless the provocation was very great. To call him Dutchy and in the same breath to ask for pie–that, indeed, went far beyond the limits of decency.

“Py cosh, you not ged any pie, Weary Davidson. Py cosh, I learns you not to call names py sober peoples. You not get no grub whiles you iss too drunk to be decend mit folks.”

“Hey? Yuh won’t feed a man when he’s hungry? Yuh darn Dutch–” Weary went into details in a way that was surprising.

The Happy Family rushed up and pulled him off Patsy before he had done any real harm, and held him till the cook had got into the shelter of his tent and armed himself with a frying pan. Weary was certainly outdoing himself today. The Happy Family resolved into a peace committee.

“Aw, dig up some pie for him, Patsy,” pleaded Cal. “Yuh don’t want to mind anything he says while he’s like this; yuh know Weary’s a good friend to yuh when he’s sober. Get some strong coffee–that’ll straighten him out.”

“Py cosh, I not feed no drunk fools. I not care if it iss Weary. He hit mine jaw–“

“Aw, gwan! I guess yuh never get that way yourself,” put in Happy Jack, ponderously sarcastic. “I guess yuh never tanked up in roundup, one time, and left me cook chuck fer the hull outfit–and I guess Weary never rode all night, and had the dickens of a time, tryin’ t’ get yuh a doctor–yuh old heathen. Yuh sure are an ungrateful cuss.”