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The Rent Baby
by
Father and son slept soundly yet when, the morning papers having gone to press, the boys came down into the office with the night-gang of reporters to spend the dog-watch, according to their wont, in a game of ungodly poker. They were flush, for it had been pay-day in the afternoon, and under the reckless impulse of the holiday the jack-pot, ordinarily modest enough for cause, grew to unheard-of proportions. It contained nearly fifteen dollars when Rudie opened it at last. Amid breathless silence, he then and there made the only public speech of his life.
“The pot,” he said, “goes to the sheeny and his kid for their Christmas, or my name is mud.”
Wild applause followed the speech. It awakened the pedler and little Abe. They sat up and rubbed their eyes, while Chief and Trilby barked their welcome. The morning was struggling through the windows. The snow had ceased falling and the sky was clear.
“Mornin’,” said Rudie, with mock deference, “will yer worships have yer breakfast now, or will ye wait till ye get it?”
The pedler looked about him in bewilderment. “I hab kein blam’ cent,” he said, feeling hopelessly in his pockets.
A joyous yell greeted him. “Ikey has more nor you,” shouted the boys, showing the quarter which little Abe had held fast to in his sleep. “And see this.”
They swept the jack-pot into his lap, handfuls of shining silver. The pedler blinked at the sight.
“Good morning and Merry Christmas,” they shouted. “We just had Bellevue on the ‘phone, and Hansche is all right. She will be out to-day. The gas poisoned her, that was all. For that the police will settle with the landlord, or we will. You go back there and get your money back, and go and hire a flat. This is Christmas, and don’t you forget it!”
And they pushed the pedler and little Abe, made fast upon a gorgeous sled that suddenly appeared from somewhere, out into the street, and gave them a rousing cheer as they turned the corner going east, Adam dragging the sled and little Abe seated on his throne, perfectly and radiantly happy.