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“Then the funny business begins.

“Blacklock ain’t made no note of Sloppy Weather, who’s been sizing up the whole game an’ watchin’ for the stick. Soon as Cock-eye heaves the dynamite into the water, off goes the pup after it, just as he’d been taught to do by the car-boys.

“‘Hey, you fool dog!’ yells Blacklock.

“A lot that pup cares. He heads out for that stick of dynamite same as if for a veal cutlet, reaches it, grabs hold of it, an’ starts back for shore, with the fuse sputterin’ like hot grease. Blacklock heaves rocks at him like one possessed, capering an’ dancing; but the pup comes right on. The Cock-eye can’t stand it no longer, but lines out. But the pup’s got to shore an’ takes after him. Sure; why not? He think’s it’s all part of the game. Takes after Cock-eye, running to beat a’ express, while we-all whoops and yells an’ nearly falls out the trees for laffing. Hi! Cock-eye did scratch gravel for sure. But ’tain’t no manner of use. He can’t run through that rough ground like Sloppy Weather, an’ that fool pup comes a-cavartin’ along, jumpin’ up against him, an’ him a-kickin’ him away, an’ r’arin’, an’ dancin’, an’ shakin’ his fists, an’ the more he r’ars the more fun the pup thinks it is. But all at once something big happens, an’ the whole bank of the canon opens out like a big wave, and slops over into the pool, an’ the air is full of trees an’ rocks and cart-loads of dirt an’ dogs and Blacklocks and rivers an’ smoke an’ fire generally. The Boss got a clod o’ river-mud spang in the eye, an’ went off his limb like’s he was trying to bust a bucking bronc’ an’ couldn’t; and ol’ Mary-go-round was shooting off his gun on general principles, glarin’ round wild-eyed an’ like as if he saw a’ Injun devil.

“When the smoke had cleared away an’ the trees and rocks quit falling, we clumb down from our places an’ started in to look for Black-lock. We found a good deal of him, but they wasn’t hide nor hair left of Sloppy Weather. We didn’t have to dig no grave, either. They was a big enough hole in the ground to bury a horse an’ wagon, let alone Cock-eye. So we planted him there, an’ put up a board, an’ wrote on it:

Here lies most
of
C. BLACKLOCK,
who died of a’
entangling alliance with
a
stick of dynamite.

Moral: A hook and line is good enough
fish-tackle for any honest man.

“That there board lasted for two years, till the freshet of ’82, when the American River–Hello, there’s the sun!”

All in a minute the night seemed to have closed up like a great book. The East flamed roseate. The air was cold, nimble. Some of the sage-brush bore a thin rim of frost. The herd, aroused, the dew glistening on flank and horn, were chewing the first cud of the day, and in twos and threes moving toward the water-hole for the morning’s drink. Far off toward the camp the breakfast fire sent a shaft of blue smoke straight into the moveless air. A jack-rabbit, with erect ears, limped from the sage-brush just out of pistol-shot and regarded us a moment, his nose wrinkling and trembling. By the time that Bunt and I, putting our ponies to a canter, had pulled up by the camp of the Bar-circle-Z outfit, another day had begun in Idaho.