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“Then Blacklock cuts loose from his running mate, and plays a lone hand through Arizona and Nevada, up as far as Reno again, and there he stacks up against a kid–a little tenderfoot kid so new he ain’t cracked the green paint off him–and skins him. And the kid, being foolish and impulsive-like, pulls out a peashooter. It was a twenty-two,” said Bunt, solemnly. “Yes, the kid was just that pore, pathetic kind to carry a dinky twenty-two, and with the tears runnin’ down his cheeks begins to talk tall. Now what does that Cockeye do? Why, that pore kid that he had skinned couldn’t ‘a’ hurt him with his pore little bric-a-brac. Does Cock-eye take his little parlour ornament away from him, and spank him, and tell him to go home? No, he never. The kid’s little tin pop-shooter explodes right in his hand before he can crook his forefinger twice, and while he’s a-wondering what-all has happened Cock-eye gets his two guns on him, slow and deliberate like, mind you, and throws forty-eights into him till he ain’t worth shooting at no more. Murders him like the mud-eating, horse-thieving snake of a Greaser that he is; but being within the law, the kid drawing on him first, he don’t stretch hemp the way he should.

“Well, fin’ly this Blacklock blows into a mining-camp in Placer County, California, where I’m chuck-tending on the night-shift. This here camp is maybe four miles across the divide from Iowa Hill, and it sure is named a cu-roos name, which it is Why-not. They is a barn contiguous, where the mine horses are kep’, and, blame me! if there ain’t a weathercock on top of that same–a golden trotting-horse–upside down. When the stranger an’ pilgrim comes in, says he first off: ‘Why’n snakes they got that weathercock horse upside down–why?’ says he. ‘Why-not,’ says you, and the drinks is on the pilgrim.

“That all went very lovely till some gesabe opens up a placer drift on the far side the divide, starts a rival camp, an’ names her Because. The Boss gets mad at that, and rights up the weathercock, and renames the camp Ophir, and you don’t work no more pilgrims.

“Well, as I was saying, Cock-eye drifts into Why-not and begins diffusing trouble. He skins some of the boys in the hotel over in town, and a big row comes of it, and one of the bed-rock cleaners cuts loose with both guns. Nobody hurt but a quarter-breed, who loses a’ eye. But the marshal don’t stand for no short-card men, an’ closes Cock-eye up some prompt. Him being forced to give the boys back their money is busted an’ can’t get away from camp. To raise some wind he begins depredating.

“He robs a pore half-breed of a cayuse, and shoots up a Chink who’s panning tailings, and generally and variously becomes too pronounced, till he’s run outen camp. He’s sure stony-broke, not being able to turn a card because of the marshal. So he goes to live in a ole cabin up by the mine ditch, and sits there doing a heap o’ thinking, and hatching trouble like a’ ole he-hen.

“Well, now, with that deporting of Cock-eye comes his turn of bad luck, and it sure winds his clock up with a loud report. I’ve narrated special of the scope and range of this ‘ere Blacklock, so as you’ll understand why it was expedient and desirable that he should up an’ die. You see, he always managed, with all his killings and robbings and general and sundry flimflamming, to be just within the law. And if anybody took a notion to shoot him up, why, his luck saw him through, and the other man’s shooting-iron missed fire, or exploded, or threw wild, or such like, till it seemed as if he sure did bear a charmed life; and so he did till a pore yeller tamale of a fool dog did for him what the law of the land couldn’t do. Yes, sir, a fool dog, a pup, a blame yeller pup named Sloppy Weather, did for Cock-eye Blacklock, sporting character, three-card-monte man, sure-thing sharp, killer, and general bedeviler.