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The Parasite
by
I should have been more impressed had I not heard the same before. His sanguine spirit turns every fire-fly into a star.
“No possible question about the bona fides this time,” said he, in answer, perhaps to some little gleam of amusement in my eyes.”My wife has known her for many years. They both come from Trinidad, you know. Miss Penelosa has only been in England a month or two and knows no one outside the university circle; but I assure you that the things she has told us suffice in themselves to establish clairvoyance upon an absolutely scientific basis. There is nothing like her, amateur or professional. Come and be introduced!”
I like none of these mystery-mongers, but the amateur least of all. With the paid performer you may pounce upon him and expose him the instant that you have seen through his trick. He is there to deceive you, and you are there to find him out. But what are you to do with the friend of your host’s wife? Are you to turn on a light suddenly and expose her slapping a surreptitious banjo? Or are you to hurl cochineal over her evening frock when she steals round with her phosphorus bottle and her supernatural platitude? There would be a scene, and you would be looked upon as a brute. So you have your choice of being that or a dupe. I was in no very good humour as I followed Wilson to the lady.
Any one less like my idea of a West Indian could not be imagined. She was a small, frail creature, well over forty, I should say, with a pale, peaky face, and hair of a very light shade of chestnut. Her presence was insignificant and her manner retiring. In any group of ten women she would have been the last whom one would have picked out. Her eyes were perhaps her most remarkable, and also, I am compelled to say, her least pleasant feature. They were grey in col
our—grey with a shade of green—and their expression struck me as being decidedly furtive. I wonder if furtive is the word, or should I have said fierce? On second thoughts, feline would have expressed it better. A crutch leaning against the wall told me what was painfully evident when she rose: that one of her legs was crippled.
So I was introduced to Miss Penelosa, and it did not escape me that as my name was mentioned she glanced across at Agatha. Wilson had evidently been talking. And presently, no doubt, thought I, she will inform me by occult means that I am engaged to a young lady with wheat-ears in her hair. I wondered how much more Wilson had been telling her about me.
“Professor Gilroy is a terrible sceptic,” said he; “I hope, Miss Penelosa, that you will be able to convert him.”
She looked keenly up at me.
“Professor Gilroy is quite right to be sceptical if he has not seen anything convincing,” said she.”I should have thought,” she added, “that you would yourself have been an excellent subject.”
“For what, may I ask?” said I.
“Well, for mesmerism, for example.”
“My experience has been that mesmerists go for their subjects to those who are mentally unsound. All their results are vitiated, as it seems to me, by the fact that they are dealing with abnormal organisms.”
“Which of these ladies would you say possessed a normal organism?” she asked.”I should like you to select the one who seems to you to have the best-balanced mind. Should we say the girl in pink and white—Miss Agatha Marden, I think the name is?”