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“I’m afraid, my dear, that you have been put to great trouble and expense on my account, I have a large appetite, and like to sup well.”

“Don’t mention it, sir,” said Molly. “The fewer rats the more corn. How do you cook them?”

“Not one of all the extravagant hussies I have had as wives ever cooked them at all,” said the Ogre; and he thought to himself, “Such a stew out of rats! What frugality! What a housewife!”

When he broached the wine, he was no less pleased, for it was of the best.

“This, at any rate, must have cost you a great deal, neighbour,” said he, drinking the farmer’s health as Molly left the room.

“I don’t know that rotten apples could be better used,” said the farmer; “but I leave all that to Molly. Do you brew at home?”

“We give our rotten apples to the pigs,” growled the Ogre. “But things will be better ordered when she is my wife.”

The Ogre was now in great haste to conclude the match, and asked what dowry the farmer would give his daughter.

“I should never dream of giving a dowry with Molly,” said the farmer, boldly. “Whoever gets her, gets dowry enough. On the contrary, I shall expect a good round sum from the man who deprives me of her. Our wealthiest farmer is just widowed, and therefore sure to be in a hurry for marriage. He has an eye to the main chance, and would not grudge to pay well for such a wife, I’ll warrant.”

“I’m no churl myself,” said the Ogre, who was anxious to secure his thrifty bride at any price; and he named a large sum of money, thinking, “We shall live on rats henceforward, and the beef and mutton will soon cover the dowry.”

“Double that, and we’ll see,” said the farmer, stoutly.

But the Ogre became angry, and cried; “What are you thinking of, man? Who is to hinder my carrying your lass off, without ‘with your leave’ or ‘by your leave,’ dowry or none?”

“How little you know her!” said the farmer. “She is so firm that she would be cut to pieces sooner than give you any benefit of her thrift, unless you dealt fairly in the matter.”

“Well, well,” said the Ogre, “let us meet each other.” And he named a sum larger than he at first proposed, and less than the farmer had asked. This the farmer agreed to, as it was enough to make him prosperous for life.

“Bring it in a sack to-morrow morning,” said he to the Ogre, “and then you can speak to Molly; she’s gone to bed now.”

The next morning, accordingly, the Ogre appeared, carrying the dowry in a sack, and Molly came to meet him.

“There are two things,” said she, “I would ask of any lover of mine: a new farmhouse, built as I should direct, with a view to economy; and a feather-bed of fresh goose feathers, filled when the old woman plucks her geese. If I don’t sleep well, I cannot work well.”

“That is better than asking for finery,” thought the Ogre; “and after all the house will be my own.” So, to save the expense of labour, he built it himself, and worked hard, day after day, under Molly’s orders, till winter came. Then it was finished.

“Now for the feather-bed,” said Molly. “I’ll sew up the ticking, and when the old woman plucks her geese, I’ll let you know.”

When it snows, they say the old woman up yonder is plucking her geese, and so at the first snowstorm Molly sent for the Ogre.

“Now you see the feathers falling,” said she, “so fill the bed.”

“How am I to catch them?” cried the Ogre.

“Stupid! don’t you see them lying there in a heap?” cried Molly; “get a shovel, and set to work.”

The Ogre accordingly carried in shovelfuls of snow to the bed, but as it melted as fast as he put it in, his labour never seemed done. Towards night the room got so cold that the snow would not melt, and now the bed was soon filled.