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“Wall, to go back to Dixie–I’ll be comin’ right along, boys.” (This to Brad Gibson, who was taking his farewell drink of ginger tea preparatory to beginning work.)

“I pity you, Steve!” exclaimed Brad, between deep swallows. “If you ‘d known when you was well off, you ‘d ‘a’ stayed in Boston. If Jabe hed a story started, he ‘d talk three days after he was dead.”

“Go ‘long; leave me be! Wall, as I was sayin’, Dixie brought Fiddy home (‘Dell,’ he called her), an’ they ‘peared bride ‘n’ groom at meetin’ next Sunday. The last hundred dollars he hed in the world hed gone into the weddin’ tower ‘n’ on to Fiddy’s back. He hed a new suit, ‘n’ he looked like a major. You ain’t got no idea what he was, ’cause his eyes is dull now, ‘n’ he ‘s bowed all over, ‘n’ ain’t shaved nor combed, hardly; but they was the han’somest couple that ever walked up the broad aisle. She hed on a green silk dress, an’ a lace cape that was like a skeeter nettin’ over her neck an’ showed her bare skin through, an’ a hat like an apple orchard in full bloom, hummin’-bird an’ all. Dixie kerried himself as proud as Lucifer. He didn’t look at the minister ‘n’ he didn’t look at the congregation; his great eyes was glued on Fiddy, as if he couldn’t hardly keep from eatin’ of her up. An’ she behaved consid’able well for a few months, as long ‘s the novelty lasted an’ the silk dresses was new. Before Christmas, though, she began to peter out ‘n’ git slack-twisted. She allers hated housework as bad as a pig would a penwiper, an’ Dixie hed to git his own breakfast afore he went to work, or go off on an empty stomach. Many ‘s the time he ‘s got her meals for her ‘n’ took ’em to her on a waiter. Them secesh fellers’ll wait on women folks long as they can stan’ up.

“Then bime bye the baby come along; but that made things wuss ‘stid o’ better. She didn’t pay no more ‘tention to it than if it hed belonged to the town. She ‘d go off to dances, an’ leave Dixie to home tendin’ cradle; but that wa’n’t no hardship to him for he was ’bout as much wropped up in the child as he was in Fiddy. Wall, sir, ’bout a month ago she up ‘n’ disappeared off the face o’ the airth ‘thout sayin’ a word or leavin’ a letter. She took her clo’es, but she never thought o’ takin’ the baby; one baby more or less didn’t make no odds to her s’ long ‘s she hed that skeeter-nettin’ cape. Dixie sarched fer her high an’ low fer a fortnight, but after that he give it up as a bad job. He found out enough, I guess, to keep him pretty busy thinkin’ what he ‘d do next. But day before yesterday the same circus that plays here this afternoon was playin’ to Wareham. A lot of us went over on the evenin’ train, an’ we coaxed Dixie into goin’, so ‘s to take his mind off his trouble. But land! he didn’t see nothin’. He ‘d walk right up the lions ‘n’ tigers in the menagerie as if they was cats ‘n’ chickens, an’ all the time the clown was singin’ he looked like a dumb animile that ‘s hed a bullet put in him. There was lots o’ side shows, mermaids ‘n’ six-legged calves ‘n’ spotted girls, ‘n’ one thing ‘n’ ‘nother, an’ there was one o’ them whirligig machines with a mess o’ rocking’-hosses goin’ round ‘n’ round, ‘n’ an organ in the middle playin’ like sixty. I wish we ‘d ‘a’ kept clear o’ the thing, but as bad luck would hev it, we stopped to look, an’ there on top o’ two high-steppin’ white wooden hosses, set Mis’ Fiddy an’ that dod-gasted light-complected baker-man! If ever she was suited to a dot, it was jest then ‘n’ there. She could ‘a’ gone prancin’ round that there ring forever ‘n’ forever, with the whoopin’ ‘n’ hollerin’ ‘n’ whizzin’ ‘n’ whirlin’ soundin’ in her ears, ‘n’ the music playin’ like mad, ‘n’ she with nothin’ to do but stick on ‘n’ let some feller foot the bills. Somebody must ‘a’ ben thinkin’ o’ Fiddy Maddox when the invented them whirl-a-go-rounds. She was laughin’ ‘n’ carryin’ on like the old Scratch; her apple-blossom hat dome off, ‘n’ the baker-man put it on, ‘n’ took consid’able time over it, ‘n’ pulled her ear ‘n’ pinched her cheek when he got through; an’ that was jest the blamed minute we ketched sight of ’em. I pulled Dixie off, but I was too late. He give a groan I shall remember to my dyin’ day, ‘n’ then he plunged out o’ the crowd ‘n’ through the gate like a streak o’ lightnin’. We follered, but land! we couldn’t find him, an’ true as I set here, I never expected to see him alive agin. But I did; I forgot all about one thing, you see, ‘n’ that was the baby. If it wa’n’t no attraction to its mother, I guess he cal’lated it needed a father all the more. Anyhow, he turned up in the field yesterday mornin’, ready for work, but lookin’ as if he ‘d hed his heart cut out ‘n’ a piece o’ lead put in the place of it.”