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That afternoon some half-grown boys got to runnin’ foot-races and Mike entered. He let ’em beat him, then he offered to bet a pony that they couldn’t do it again. The kids was game, and they took him quick. Mike faked the race, of course, and lost his horse, that bein’ part of our progam.

When it was all over I seen the chief’s daughter had been watchin’ us, but she didn’t say nuthin’. The next mornin’, however, when we got up we found a bully pinto pony tied to one of our tent stakes.

“Look who’s here,” said I. “Young Minnie Ha-ha has made good your losin’s.”

“That pony is worth forty dollars,” said Mike.

“Sure. And you’re as good as a squaw-man this minute. You’re betrothed.”

“Am I?” The idy didn’t seem to faze Mike. “If that’s the case,” said he, “I reckon I’ll play the string out. I sort of like it as far as I’ve gone.”

“I wish she’d gave us that cream-colored mare or hers,” I said. “It’s worth two of this one.”

“I’ll get it to-day,” Mike declared. And sure enough, he lost another foot-race, and the next morning the cream-colored mare was picketed in front of our tent.

Well, this didn’t look good to me, and I told Mike so. I never was much of a hand to take money from women, so I served a warnin’ on him that if we didn’t get down to business pretty quick and make our clean-up I proposed to leave him flat on his back.

That day the young men of the tribe did a little foot-runnin’, and Mike begged ’em to let him in. It was comical to see how pleased they was. They felt so sure of him that they began pro-ratin’ our belongin’s among one another. They laid out a half-mile course, and everybody in camp went out to the finish-line to see the contest and to bet on it. The old chief acted as judge, bookmaker, clerk of the course, referee, and stakeholder. I s’pose by the time the race was ready to start there must of been fifty ponies up, besides a lot of money, but the old bird kept every wager in his head. He rolled up a couple of blankets and placed ’em on opposite sides of the track, and showed us by motions that the first man between ’em would be declared the winner. All the money that had been bet he put in little piles on a blanket; then he give the word to get ready.

I had no trouble layin’ our money at one to five, and our ponies at the same odds; then, when everything was geared up, I called Mike from his tent. Say, when he opened the fly and stepped out there was a commotion, for all he had on was his runnin’-trunks and his spiked shoes. The Injuns was in breech-cloths and moccasins, and, of course, they created no comment; but the sight of a half-nekked white man was something new to these people, and the first flash they got at Mike’s fancy togs told ’em they’d once more fell a victim to the white man’s wiles.

They was wise in a minute, and some of the young hot-bloods was for smokin’ us up, but the chief was a sport–I got to give the old bird credit. He rared back on his hind legs and made a stormy palaver; as near as I could judge he told his ghost-dancers they’d been cold-decked, but he expected ’em to take their medicine and grin, and, anyhow, it was a lesson to ’em. Next time they’d know better’n to monkey with strangers. Whatever it was he said, he made his point, and after a right smart lot of powwowin’ the entertainment proceeded. But Mike and me was as popular with them people as a couple of polecats at a picnic.

Mike certainly made a picture when he lined up at the start; he stood out like a marble statue in a slate quarry. I caught a glimpse of the chief’s daughter, and her eyes was bigger than ever, and she had her hands clinched at her side. He must have looked like a god to her; but, for that matter, he was a sight to turn any untamed female heart, whether the owner et Belgian hare off of silver service or boiled jack-rabbit out of a coal-oil can. Women are funny thataway.