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The Mixer
by
Somebody called, ‘Peter! Are you there, Peter?’
There was a crashing in the bushes, the lights came nearer and nearer, and then somebody said ‘Here he is!’ and there was a lot of shouting. I stood where I was, ready to spring if necessary, for I was taking no chances.
‘Who are you?’ I shouted. ‘What do you want?’ A light flashed in my eyes.
‘Why, it’s that dog!’
Somebody came into the light, and I saw it was the boss. He was looking very anxious and scared, and he scooped Peter up off the ground and hugged him tight.
Peter was only half awake. He looked up at the boss drowsily, and began to talk about brigands, and Dick and Ted and Alfred, the same as he had said to me. There wasn’t a sound till he had finished. Then the boss spoke.
‘Kidnappers! I thought as much. And the dog drove them away!’
For the first time in our acquaintance he actually patted me.
‘Good old man!’ he said.
‘He’s my dog,’ said Peter sleepily, ‘and he isn’t to be shot.’
‘He certainly isn’t, my boy,’ said the boss. ‘From now on he’s the honoured guest. He shall wear a gold collar and order what he wants for dinner. And now let’s be getting home. It’s time you were in bed.’
* * * * *
Mother used to say, ‘If you’re a good dog, you will be happy. If you’re not, you won’t,’ but it seems to me that in this world it is all a matter of luck. When I did everything I could to please people, they wanted to shoot me; and when I did nothing except run away, they brought me back and treated me better than the most valuable prize-winner in the kennels. It was puzzling at first, but one day I heard the boss talking to a friend who had come down from the city.
The friend looked at me and said, ‘What an ugly mongrel! Why on earth do you have him about? I thought you were so particular about your dogs?’
And the boss replied, ‘He may be a mongrel, but he can have anything he wants in this house. Didn’t you hear how he saved Peter from being kidnapped?’
And out it all came about the brigands.
‘The kid called them brigands,’ said the boss. ‘I suppose that’s how it would strike a child of that age. But he kept mentioning the name Dick, and that put the police on the scent. It seems there’s a kidnapper well known to the police all over the country as Dick the Snatcher. It was almost certainly that scoundrel and his gang. How they spirited the child away, goodness knows, but they managed it, and the dog tracked them and scared them off. We found him and Peter together in the woods. It was a narrow escape, and we have to thank this animal here for it.’
What could I say? It was no more use trying to put them right than it had been when I mistook Toto for a rat. Peter had gone to sleep that night pretending about the brigands to pass the time, and when he awoke he still believed in them. He was that sort of child. There was nothing that I could do about it.
Round the corner, as the boss was speaking, I saw the kennel-man coming with a plate in his hand. It smelt fine, and he was headed straight for me.
He put the plate down before me. It was liver, which I love.
‘Yes,’ went on the boss, ‘if it hadn’t been for him, Peter would have been kidnapped and scared half to death, and I should be poorer, I suppose, by whatever the scoundrels had chosen to hold me up for.’
I am an honest dog, and hate to obtain credit under false pretences, but–liver is liver. I let it go at that.