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The Mischief Maker heard all this, and made haste to tie the end of the thong where it belonged. The blind woman filled her bucket, and when she returned said to her sister, “There, you lazy creature, I found the water!”

By this time the Mischief Maker was in the house, and slipping quietly up to the fire he dipped out some of the pudding and threw it, scalding hot, into the face of the scolding woman, who cried in a rage,–

“You throw hot pudding at me, do you?”

“No, I did not throw any at you,” replied the sister.

Then the Mischief Maker threw some into her face. She screamed, being very angry.

“You mean thing! You threw hot pudding at me, when I did you no harm.”

“I didn’t throw any!” said the other, in a rage.

“Yes, you did, you mean thing!”

“Stop! stop!” cried the others. Just then hot pudding flew in all their faces; they had a terrible quarrel, and the Mischief Maker left them to settle it among themselves as they could.

He entered the village near by, and gave the usual signal for news. The runners came out and met him; the chiefs and all the people assembled, lining the path on both sides for a long way. They asked, “What news do you bring?”

He replied, “I come from at village where there is great distress. A pestilence visited the people. The medicine man could not cure the sick; till I came there was no remedy; the tribe was becoming very small. But I told them the remedy, and now they are getting well. I have come to tell you to prepare for the pestilence: it will soon be here; it is flying like the wind, and there is only one remedy.”

“What is it? what is it? what is it?” interrupted the people.

He answered, “Every man must embrace the woman who is next to him at this very instant; kiss her, quick, immediately!”

They all did so on the spot, he with the rest.

As he was leaving them an elderly man came to him and whispered, “Are you going to do this thing again at the next village? If you are I should like to be on hand. I didn’t get any girl myself here. The woman I went for dodged me, and said she had rather have the pestilence, and death too, than have me kiss her. Is the operation to be repeated?”

The Mischief Maker said that it certainly would be, about the middle of the morrow forenoon.

“Then I will start now,” said the middle-aged man, “for I am lame, and it will take me all night to get there.”

So he hurried on, and at daylight entered the village. He found a wigwam, by which several beautiful Indian girls were pounding corn in a great wooden mortar. He sat down by them. He could hardly take his eyes from them, they were so charming, and they wondered at his strange behavior.

He talked with them, and said, “My eyelids quiver, and by that I know that some great and strange news will soon be brought to this tribe. Hark!”–here he moved up towards the one whom he most admired,–“did you not hear a signal?”

“No,” they replied.

The middle-aged man became very uneasy. Suddenly the girls gave a cry, and dropped their corn pestles. A voice was heard afar; the runners leaped and flew, the chiefs and people went forth. With them went the girls and the middle-aged man, who took great pains to keep very near his chosen one, so as to lose no time in applying the remedy for the pestilence when the Mischief Maker should give the signal. He was determined that a life should not be lost if he could prevent it.

The Stranger went through his story as at the other village. The people became very much excited. They cried, out to know the remedy, and the old bachelor drew nearer to the pretty girl.