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“I don’t know what got into her,” she said, “to let you in.” She halted in her tracks and, looking cautiously this way and that, like a conspirator in a play: “She’s a hard woman to deal with,” she said, “between you and me.”

“I’ve heard something of the kind,” said the American. “Indeed, I asked the porter. I said, ‘What manner of woman is Miss McTavish?’ and he said, in a kind of whisper, ‘The McTavish, sir, is a roaring, ranting, stingy, bony female.'”

“He said that, did he?” asked the pseudo Mrs. Nevis, tightening her lips and jangling her keys.

“But I didn’t believe him,” said the American; “I wouldn’t believe what he said of any cousin of mine.”

“Is The McTavish your cousin?”

“Why, yes,” said he; “but just which one I don’t know. That’s what I have come to find out. I have an idea–I and my lawyers have–that if The McTavish died without a direct heir, I should be The McTavish; that is, that this nice castle, and Red Curries Mound, and all and all, would be mine. I could come every August for the shooting. It would be very nice.”

“It wouldn’t be very nice for The McTavish to die before you,” said Mrs. Nevis. “She’s only twenty-two.”

“Great heavens!” said the American. “Between you, you made me think she was a horrid old woman!”

“Horrid,” said Mrs. Nevis, “very. But not old.”

She led the way abruptly to a turf circle which ended the birch walk and from which sprang, in turn, a walk of larch, a walk of Lebanon cedars, and one of mountain ash. At the end of the cedar walk, far off, could be seen the squat gray tower of the chapel, heavy with ivy. McTavish caught up with Mrs. Nevis and walked at her side. Their feet made no sound upon the pleasant, springy turf. Only the bunch of keys sounded occasionally.

“How,” said McTavish, not without insinuation, “could one get to know one’s cousin?”

“Oh,” said Mrs. Nevis, “if you are troubled with spare cash and stay in the neighborhood long enough, she’ll manage that. She has little enough to spend, poor woman. Why, sir, when she told me to show you the chapel, she said, ‘Catherine,’ she said, ‘there’s one Carnegie come out of the States–see if yon McTavish is not another.'”

“She said that?”

“She did so.”

“And how did you propose to go to work to find out, Mrs. Nevis?”

“Oh,” said she, “I’ve hinted broadly at the news that’s required at headquarters. I can do no more.”

McTavish reflected, “Tell her,” he said presently, “when you see her, that I’m not Carnegie, nor near it. But tell her that, as we Americans say, ‘I’ve enough for two.'”

“Oh,” said Mrs. Nevis, “that would mean too much or too little to a Scot.”

“Call it, then,” said McTavish, “several million pounds.”

“Several,” Mrs. Nevis reflected.

“Say–three,” said McTavish.

Mrs. Nevis sighed. “And where did you gather it all?” she asked.

“Oh, from my father,” said McTavish. “And it was given to him by the government.”

“Why?” she asked.

“Not why,” said he, “so much as how. You see, our government is passionately fond of certain people and makes them very rich. But it’s perfectly fair, because at the same time it makes other people, of whom it is not fond, desperately poor. We call it protection,” he said. “For instance, my government lets a man buy a Shetland wool sweater in Scotland for two dollars, and lets him sell it on Broadway for twenty dollars. The process makes that man rich in time, but it’s perfectly fair, because it makes the man who has to buy the sweater poor.”

“But the fool doesn’t have to buy it,” said Mrs. Nevis.

“Oh yes, he does,” said McTavish; “in America–if he likes the look of it and the feel of it–he has to buy. It’s the climate, I suppose.”

“Did your father make his money in Shetland sweaters?” she asked.

“Nothing so nice,” said McTavish; “rails.”