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The Mazed Election (1768)
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I’ve heard tell that Kitty took it steady as a regiment. It must have been a dreadful moment, the laughter turning on a sudden against her. But she stood for a while, and then to the surprise of everyone she lifted her head and smiled with the best. Then she caught old Polsue’s eye, who was watching her as only a parson can, and, like a woman, she fixed on him as the man to answer.
“I reckon I can trust a daughter o’ mine,” says she.
It must have been nervous work for her, though, as they brought the pair along the street: and poor Lally didn’t help her much by looking a picture of shame. But the Major stepped along gaily and up to the platform; and I’ll warrant a tier of guns there couldn’t have tried a man’s courage worse.
“I humbly beg your pardon, madam. The tide cut us off while I was engaged in persuading your daughter to accept my hand. I cannot tell you,”–here he let fly a lover’s glance at Lally–“if the delay helped me. But she has accepted me, ma’am, and with your leave we shall be the happiest couple in England.”
They do say that Mrs. Lebow’s hand went up to box the poor girl’s ears. But the Bottrells had wits as well as breed, one and all; and it ended by her giving the Major two fingers and dropping him one of those curtseys that I’ve described to you already.
Ay, and the cream of the fun was that, what with her public speaking for one party and giving her daughter to the other, the doubtful voters couldn’t for the life of them tell how to please her. “I’ll vote, if you please, for Mrs. Lebow,” said more than one of them, “if you’ll tell me which side she’s for.” And I suppose that gave Newte his chance. At any rate, he returned Lord William and Major Dyngwall as polling 85 and 127 against Dr. Macann 42 and Mr. Saule 36. And so Miss Lally became a Member of Parliament’s wife and rode in her coach.
“Indeed, and I’m sorry for Macann,” said Kitty that night, as she untied her bonnet-strings; “but taking one thing with another, ’tis long since I’ve had such an enjoyable day.”
[1] Probably “Huguenot’s House.”
[2] Lineage.