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Half an hour later the sound of the town sergeant’s bell at the end of the street called tradesmen from their benches and housewives from their kitchens to hear the following proclamation, to which Tommy had done honour by donning his official robe (of blue, gold-laced) with a scarlet pelisse and a cocked hat. A majestic figure he made, too, standing in the middle of the roadway with spectacles on nose, and the great handbell tucked under his arm–

‘O YES! O YES! O YES!

‘Take you all notice: that whereas some evil-disposed boys did last night break into the premises of Samuel Pinsent, Worshipful Mayor of this Borough, and did rob His Worship of several valuable pigeons; His Worship hereby offers a reward of Five Shillings to the parent or parents of any such boy as will hand him over, that the Mayor may have ten minutes with him in private. Amen.

‘GOD SAVE THE KING!’

Mr Pinsent, seated in his office, heard the bell sounding far up the street, and chuckled to himself. He chuckled again, peering through his wire blinds, when Pretty Tommy emerged upon the square outside and took his stand in the middle of it to read the proclamation. It collected no crowd, but it drew many faces to the windows and doorways, and Mr Pinsent observed that one and all broke into grins as they took the humour of his offer.

He rubbed his hands together. He had been angry to begin with; yes– he would confess it–very angry. But he had overcome it and risen to his reputation. The town had been mistaken in thinking it could put fun on him. It was tit-for-tat again, and the laugh still with Samuel Pinsent.

He ate his dinner that day in high good humour, drank a couple of glasses of port, and retired (as his custom was on warm afternoons) to his back-parlour, for an hour’s siesta. Through the open window he heard the residue of his pigeons murmuring in their cotes, and the sound wooed him to slumber. So for half an hour he slept, with an easy conscience, a sound digestion, and a yellow bandanna handkerchief over his head to protect him from the flies. A tapping at the door awakened him.

‘There’s a woman here–Long Halloran’s wife, of Back Street–wishes to see you, sir,’ announced the voice of Mrs Salt.

‘Woman!’ said the mayor testily. ‘Haven’t you learned by this time that I’m not to be disturbed after dinner?’

‘She said her business was important, sir. It’s–it’s about the pigeons,’ explained Mrs Salt.

And before he could protest again, Mrs Halloran had thrust her way into the room and stood curtseying, with tears of recent weeping upon her homely and extremely dirty face. Behind her shuffled a lanky, sheepish-eyed boy, and took up his stand at her shoulder with a look half-sullen, half-defiant.

‘It’s about my Mike, sir,’ began Mrs Halloran, in a lachrymose voice, and paused to dab her eyes with a corner of her apron. ‘Which I’m sure, sir, we ought to be very grateful to you for all your kindness and the trouble you’re takin’, and so says the boy’s father. For he’s growin’ up more of a handful every day, and how to manage him passes our wits.’

‘Are you telling me, Mrs Halloran, that this boy of yours is the thief who stole my pigeons?’

Mr Pinsent, looking at the boy with a magisterial frown, began to wish he had not been quite so hasty in sending round the town sergeant.

‘You did, didn’t you, Mike?’ appealed Mrs Halloran. And Mike, looking straight before him, grunted something which might pass for an admission. ‘You must try to overlook the boy’s manner, sir. He’s case-hardened, I fear, and it goes sore to a mother’s heart that ever I should rear up a child to be a thief. But as Halloran said to me, “Take the young limb to his Worship,” Halloran says, “and maybe a trifle of correction by a gentleman in his Worship’s position will have some effect,” he says. But I hope, sir, you won’t visit all the punishment on Mike, for he didn’t do it alone; and though I’m not sayin’ he don’t deserve all he gets, ’tisn’t fair to make him the only scapegoat–now is it, sir?’