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We struck that Cut-Through about a hundred yards east of the ford, and in two shakes we was hub deep in salt water. ‘Fore the Todds could do anything but holler the wagon was afloat and the mare was all but swimming. But she kept right on. Bless her, you COULDN’T stop her!

We crossed the first channel and come out on a flat where ’twasn’t more’n two foot deep then. I commenced to feel better. There was another channel ahead of us, but I figured we’d navigate that same as we had the first one. And then the most outrageous thing happened.

If you’ll b’lieve it, that pesky mare balked and wouldn’t stir another step.

And there we was! I punched and kicked and hollered, but all that stubborn horse would do was lay her ears back flat, and snarl up her lip, and look round at us, much as to say: “Now, then, you land sharks, I’ve got you between wind and water!” And I swan to man if it didn’t look as if she had!

“Drive on!” says Clarissa, pretty average vinegary. “Haven’t you made trouble enough for us already, you dreadful man? Drive on!”

Hadn’t I made trouble enough! What do you think of that?

“You want to drown us!” says Miss Todd, continuing her chatty remarks. “I see it all! It’s a plot between you and that murderer. I give you warning; if we reach the hotel, my brother and I will commence suit for damages.”

My temper’s fairly long-suffering, but ’twas raveling some by this time.

“Commence suit!” I says. “I don’t care WHAT you commence, if you’ll commence to keep quiet now!” And then I give her a few p’ints as to what her brother had done, heaving in some personal flatteries every once in a while for good measure.

I’d about got to thirdly when James give a screech and p’inted. And, if there wa’n’t Lonesome in the launch, headed right for us, and coming a-b’iling! He’d run her along abreast of the beach and turned in at the upper end of the Cut-Through.

You never in your life heard such a row as there was in that wagon. Clarissa and me yelling to Lonesome to keep off–forgitting that he was stone deef and dumb–and James vowing that he was going to be slaughtered in cold blood. And the Greased Lightning p’inted just so she’d split that cart amidships, and coming–well, you know how she can go.

She never budged until she was within ten foot of the flat, and then she sheered off and went past in a wide curve, with Lonesome steering with one hand and shaking his pitchfork at Todd with t’other. And SUCH faces as he made-up! They’d have got him hung in any court in the world.

He run up the Cut-Through a little ways, and then come about, and back he comes again, never slacking speed a mite, and running close to the shoal as he could shave, and all the time going through the bloodiest kind of pantomimes. And past he goes, to wheel ’round and commence all over again.

Thinks I, “Why don’t he ease up and lay us aboard? He’s got all the weapons there is. Is he scart?”

And then it come to me–the reason why. HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO STOP HER. He could steer first rate, being used to sailboats, but an electric auto launch was a new ideal for him, and he didn’t understand her works. And he dastn’t run her aground at the speed she was making; ‘twould have finished her and, more’n likely, him, too.

I don’t s’pose there ever was another mess just like it afore or sence. Here was us, stranded with a horse we couldn’t make go, being chased by a feller who was run away with in a boat he couldn’t stop!